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Zesty Zombie (Original Silver Range) by Fuu
Zesty Zombie (Original Silver Range) by Fuu

Zesty Zombie (Original Silver Range) by Fuu

Characteristics of the juice tested

  • Sponsor having lent material for the review: Fuu
  • Price of the tested packaging: 6.50 Euros
  • Quantity: 10 Ml
  • Price per ml: 0.65 Euros
  • Price per liter: 650 Euros
  • Juice category according to price per ml previously calculated: Mid-range, from 0.61 to 0.75 euro ml
  • Nicotine dosage: 4 Mg / Ml
  • Proportion of Vegetable Glycerin: 40%

Packing

  • Presence of a box: No
  • Are the materials making up the box recyclable ?:
  • Presence of a tamper-evident seal: Yes
  • Bottle material: Flexible plastic, usable for filling, if the bottle is fitted with a mouthpiece
  • Cork equipment: Nothing
  • Tip Feature: Fine
  • Name of the juice wholesale on the label: Yes
  • Wholesale PG-VG proportions display on label: Yes
  • Wholesale nicotine dosage display on the label: Yes

Steamer note for packaging: 3.77 / 5 3.8 5 out of stars

Comments on the packaging

Humanity has collapsed. The disease has spread to towns and countryside. The human species was either decimated, transformed, or ingested. Only ghostly forms remain, awaiting their end. One of them tries to move with difficulty. Leg dragging on the wet asphalt, she suffers from having become what she is. Her fellows did not have the same concerns as she: their only function was to swallow up weak and fearful beings. Him, he kept snatches of memories, and this is his gift ... or rather, his curse. Like kind of flashes that take him back, before the great cataclysm. But whatever, its end is near. He feels it and hopes for it with all his heart, despite the fact that he no longer has any.

He had never left his town. The fear of the unknown or the love of these beautiful stones surrounding his city? Who knows ? Now he would pay dearly to run around the world. At the bend of a street which was the one he walked according to his hazy memories, his gaunt shoulder rested in the frame of a door with faded pastel colors. This door reminded him of something. She tickled the little gray matter she had left. "Is this where it all has to end for me," he said to himself? " In an effort that cost him the little energy he had left, he entered.

This stall brought back a flood of memories that nearly knocked him down. He had been here before. The ground was littered with all kinds of rubbish. Crumpled papers, destroyed and turned over furniture, exhibition windows revealing only meager relics inside. But these dusty things he recognized. It was called boxes in better times. He managed to take one from what was left of his hand.

A counter was at the back of the room. He walked awkwardly and managed to sit on the only chair that was still standing. This seat was providential, because he felt that his hip was going to let go under the strain. Leaving this seated world was better than lying on the ground like his victims whom he had to use, by his new nature, to survive.

This credenza was as dirty and black as its unwanted being. He spotted, in the jumble of overturned objects, a basket that must have been wicker, with a note of € 6,50 on it, and a not insignificant quantity of small smoked vials within it, the capacity of which did not exceed 10ml. He took one at random and tried to remove the stopper. Delicate operation, because it was well sealed. After a long struggle, he was finally able to withdraw it at the cost of losing one of his fingers.

This essay took a lot of energy from him, and his capital was not in good shape. He decided to catch his breath, because he remembered he was going to need it. He took the opportunity to walk around the bottle with his only good eye. He perceived, despite the cloak of the night, that it was written “Fuu”, and that it was noted ”Nicotine 4mg / ml”. Other identical vials were lying around on the glass surface. They were labeled 0, 8, 12 and 16. Between these 2 inscriptions, the name of the liquid hit him in the face: ZESTY ZOMBIE. “What an irony!” he says to him.

Legal, security, sanitary, and religious compliance

  • Presence of child safety on the cap: Yes
  • Presence of clear pictograms on the label: Yes
  • Presence of raised marking for visually impaired persons on the label: Yes
  • 100% of the juice compounds are indicated on the label: Yes
  • Presence of alcohol: No
  • Presence of distilled water: Yes. Please note that the safety of distilled water has not yet been demonstrated
  • Presence of essential oils: No
  • Compliance HIDE: Do not know
  • HALAL compliance: Do not know
  • Indication of the name of the laboratory producing the juice: Yes
  • Presence of the contacts necessary to reach a consumer service on the label: Yes
  • Presence on the label of a batch number: Yes

Vapelier's note regarding the respect of various conformities (except religious): 4.63 / 5 4.6 5 out of stars

Comments on the security, legal, health and religious aspects

It was the first time in easily a decade that he had felt so good in a place. He had seen this before. A rise in heat came, pell-mell, reconnecting certain synapses. Words such as TPD, January 2017, standardization, legislation, pictogram, DLUO, batch number, visually impaired, contact, diameter etc ......

The vial, in his hands, had a label that had unwound. He found that everything was written there and that he could put an image on every term that had just come to the surface. An acronym gripped his stomach. It represented that of recycling. He knew it was a sign for him, because he guessed that it was coming soon and that he was going to be in full correlation with this symbol. 

Appreciation of the packaging

  • Does the graphic design of the label and the product name agree ?: Yes
  • Global correspondence of the packaging with the product name: Yes
  • The packaging effort made is in accordance with the price category: Yes

Vapelier's note regarding packaging with regard to juice category: 5 / 5 5 5 out of stars

Comments on the packaging

A small internal voice whispered to him: “No, take your time. Don't consume it now. You still have some strength to still enjoy these moments“. It was this little voice that kept him, sometimes, from doing something irreparable when the hunger was still manageable. It was a long time ago, alas. So he decided to listen to her, because she was the only friend she had left.

Through the full moon which brought him a ray of nocturnal light, he unsealed a deep black with metal effect inscriptions. Fuu was inscribed as hammered in the same subject. A diamond surmounted it. Under the inscription of this brand, which reminded him of something, was added the phrase “Paris Vape Manufacture”. Paris! … It was one of the first cities to fall because of the virus… What a mess and destroyed lives. But what have we done?

The name of the liquid resurfaced in front of his valid eye (he smiled at it), as well as the nicotine level (4mg / ml) and, also, the terms “LOT ZZ04-100” and “DLUO 03/2018”. As he no longer had any notion of time, it didn't impact him too much and “What could be worse than the present?”

The last sentence, at the bottom of the label, made him melancholy: “made in France with love”. It is a long time since this place and this feeling had disappeared from the face of the earth. He frowns. The little voice distilled him, at that moment, the long awaited message : "This is the right time, call on your memories" and our poor lover found, a little, human satiety.

Sensory appreciations

  • Color and product name agree ?: Yes
  • Do the smell and the name of the product agree ?: Yes
  • Definition of smell: Fruity, Chemical (does not exist in nature), Confectionery (Chemical and sweet)
  • Definition of taste: Sweet, Fruit, Confectionery
  • The taste and the name of the product, do they agree ?: Yes
  • Did I like this juice ?: Yes
  • This liquid reminds me of: Famous multicolored sweets.

Vapelier's note on the sensory experience: 5/5 5 5 out of stars

Comments on the taste of the juice

He opened the hand in which he had kept the box. Mechanically, he took out the atomizer that bore the name of Serpent Mini and opened it from above to let the beverage flow. Then, after closing it and screwing it back on (I've done this more than once, "he reminded himself), he hit the switch. In this world that no longer had an ounce of energy, it lit up. He brought it to his mouth and controlled his breath, because he knew he wouldn't be entitled to a second chance.

Him who had only metal tastes in his mouth, it was the great shock. Childhood memories resurfaced. The road to school, the obligatory stop at the confectioner's to spend the meager cents lying in the back of his pockets. Glass jars filled with multicolored sweets. Sensations of sour candy, streaked with bright colors came to mind. Banana, strawberry, lemon. No, not lemon, rather the acidity of kiwi or, maybe lemon anyway! He no longer knew. He unsealed a slight creamy high but that was perhaps due to the excitement of the moment. The taste returned to him and the smell, despite its missing middle protrusion, resurfaced.

Tasting recommendations

  • Recommended power for optimal taste: 20 W
  • Type of steam obtained at this power: Normal (type T2)
  • Type of hit obtained at this power: Light
  • Atomizer used for the review: Serpent Mini
  • Value of the resistance of the atomizer in question: 1
  • Materials used with the atomizer: Kanthal, Cotton

Comments and recommendations for an optimal tasting

Excited and scared, he looked at his cubicle which lit up in the dark. It was written on its screen: 0.57Ω / 20W. He remembered. He could play with the numbers. Feverishly, he mounted the power. At 25W, it didn't budge. It increased and pulsed at 30W, ditto: happiness!

At 35W, the term “decomposition” comes to mind. There, he found that it was too strong in power and that the aromas were disintegrating! But how did he know this? A new wave, like a tsunami, drowned him. Everything came to the surface. That was what he was doing before the apocalypse. He was testing e-liquids and giving his skinny feel. It was his hobby… maybe his passion…

Overjoyed to regain his senses and his memory, he rose abruptly, without thinking, from his seat, to cry out in the face of the world that she had not totally brought him down. Unfortunately, that was without counting his deficient hip. She could not support her meager weight. And in a desperate rush, he tried to catch up with the counter, which gave way under the violence of the shock. His 2 knees shattered like crystal, and he was knocked down to the ground in a deafening din. 

Recommended Moments

  • Recommended times of the day: Morning, Morning - coffee breakfast, Morning - chocolate breakfast, Morning - tea breakfast, Aperitif, Lunch / dinner, End of lunch / dinner with a coffee, End of lunch / dinner with a digestif, All afternoon during everyone's activities, Early evening to relax with a drink, Late evening with or without herbal tea, Night for insomniacs
  • Can this juice be recommended as an All Day Vape: Yes

Overall average (excluding packaging) of the Vapelier for this juice: 4.47 / 5 4.5 5 out of stars

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My mood ticket on this juice

It was over, he knew it. Like a still mass, he tried to keep his tears to himself. His body was failing him as his head was boiling. He no longer felt anything physically… nothingness. HF Thiéfaine's song “Bipède à station Vertical” came to mind. “Always have to stand up” she said… What a bad omen!

Sensing the end very near, he preferred to keep in mind those short moments of happiness he had experienced just before. The simple pleasure of rediscovered taste, thanks to a tangy liquid. The scent of fruits like bananas, kiwi, strawberries, and even lemon after all. All made by the company Fuu in its “Original Silver” range. It was coming back to him now. His sleepless nights writing magazines for a Team that was like a family. The fear of impostor syndrome. Reading lots of books to try to perfect your spelling, and your way of posing, very timidly, a story. “All these moments will be forgotten like tears in the rain. It is time to die" as the replying Roy Batty said.

In his frail hand, the bottle that had just passed its final test was like its last penny. He was appeased. He had, in a way, a room left for Charon, the ferryman of the Styx. The idea comforted him and he fell asleep serenely, forever.

 

EPILOGUE

Day broke through the curtains. The man woke up with the feeling of having lived more than dreamed. Premonitory feeling? No, the amalgamation of fatigue and personal worries does not mix for a good night's sleep. These images of such darkness do not hold water in the face of the reality of a life regulated like music paper.

Outside, the noise was deafening, more than usual. Metallic shocks and inhuman screams passed through the walls of her apartment, as if nothing could stop them. A cold terror gripped him inside.

He walked to the window and drew the curtains violently. What he saw terrified him. His city was ablaze. Outside, vehicles were driving in all directions without any rules. Many of them ended their race against others, or in storefronts on fire. Men, as well as women, threw themselves on other of their congeners, to tackle them to the ground and they seemed to feast on them.

The man left the window as if in a breath and he bumped against his coffee table. His cubicle fell to the ground and a bottle of e-liquid rolled at his feet. It was written on it: ZESTY ZOMBIE.

 

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Steamer for 6 years. My Hobbies: The Vapelier. My Passions: The Vapelier. And when I have a little time left to distribute, I write reviews for the Vapelier. PS - I love the Ary-Korouges