Characteristics of the juice tested
- Sponsor having lent material for the review: The dream Team
- Price of the tested packaging: 19.90 €
- Quantity: 50 ml
- Price per ml: 0.40 €
- Price per liter: 400 €
- Juice category according to the price per ml previously calculated: Entry level, up to 0.60 € / ml
- Nicotine dosage: 0 mg / ml
- Proportion of vegetable glycerin: 60%
Packing
- Presence of a box: No
- Presence of a tamper-evident seal: Yes
- Bottle material: Flexible plastic, usable for filling, if the bottle is fitted with a mouthpiece
- Cork equipment: Nothing
- Tip Feature: Fine
- Name of the juice wholesale on the label: Yes
- Display of PG / VG proportions in bulk on the label: Yes
- Wholesale nicotine dosage display on the label: Yes
Vapelier's note for packaging: 3.77 / 5 
Comments on the packaging
And hop ! Continuity change for Toulouse residents of La Fine Equipe since our potion of the day is not part of the house LFE range. He opens the range “The Finger Team”, a collection of inevitably crazy liquids, created in collaboration with the Team of the same name, a band of dangerous psychopaths, neuropaths, sociopaths and poilaupathes who haunt social networks in search of the ultimate recipe.
It could only end badly and the two extraterrestrial entities gave birth to a juice called “Les Sales Gosses” which they dare to offer for sale. But what is the Minister of the Interior doing?
This mischief can be found in all the good shops of vice for a price of 19.90 € and contains 50 ml of non-nicotine aroma that will suffice to extend from 10 to 20 ml of boosters or neutral base to juggle between 0 and 6 mg / ml of nicotine. In short, appalling!
In short, if you hated the previously reviewed “Just a Finger” or “Ménage à Quatre”, you can only hate this liquid, rightly banned in most large democratic countries like North Korea, Syria, the USA or Boukhistan.
After having received the last rites, put on a lead suit, have provided myself with an adrenaline syringe in case, I will try to survive this test!
Legal, security, sanitary, and religious compliance
- Presence of child safety on the cap: Yes
- Presence of clear pictograms on the label: Yes
- Presence of relief marking for the visually impaired on the label: No
- 100% of the juice compounds are indicated on the label: Yes
- Presence of alcohol: No
- Presence of distilled water: No
- Presence of essential oils: No
- Compliance HIDE: Do not know
- HALAL compliance: Do not know
- Indication of the name of the laboratory producing the juice: Yes
- Presence of the contacts necessary to reach a consumer service on the label: Yes
- Presence on the label of a batch number: Yes
Vapelier's note regarding the respect of various conformities (except religious): 5 / 5 
Comments on the security, legal, health and religious aspects
They are devilishly clever at La Fine Equipe since they respect all legal obligations to the letter, so that they can sell their poison with impunity. An inspector of the DGCCRF would see nothing but fire! Which, for a liquid intended to be vaporized, is already a danger in itself.
They even take duplicity to the point of warning consumers of the presence of furaneol, a chemical compound found naturally in strawberries, pineapple, buckwheat or tomato, products whose lethality has been widely demonstrated by WHO and the Bogdanoff brothers, that is to say!
Appreciation of the packaging
- Do the graphic design of the label and the name of the product agree? Yes
- Global correspondence of the packaging with the product name: Yes
- The packaging effort made is in accordance with the price category: Yes
Vapelier's note regarding packaging with regard to juice category: 5 / 5
Comments on the packaging
The label's very BD-inspired design is pleasant and easily illustrated on the stalls of vape shops.
The watchword here seems to be to cultivate difference and insolence like vegetables in a vegetable garden. It is successful and it is very pleasant to take out a little of the age-old pseudo-medical or manga-zen bottles offered by the competition.
This only makes the product more attractive and therefore all the more criminal!
Sensory appreciations
- Is the color and the name of the product in agreement? Yes
- Do the smell and the name of the product agree? Yes
- Definition of smell: Vanilla, Sweet, Pastry
- Definition of taste: Sweet, Pastry, Vanilla
- The taste and the name of the product, are they in agreement? Yes
- Did I like this juice? Yes
- This liquid reminds me of: A good dessert.
Vapelier's note on the sensory experience: 5/5
Comments on the taste of the juice
After a Pater and two Avé, I start tasting the Sales Gosses, convinced that my last hour has arrived.
Its good. It is greedy. Totally regressive. It reminds me of my childish snacks made with vanilla Danette® and Petit Lu®, a few decades ago. A tear of nostalgia runs down my cheek and a goofy smile is grafted on my mouth.
“Les Sales Gosses” reveals a creamy texture and a great sweetness in the taste. We find a very fragrant vanilla, quite typical of a bourbon vanilla, fruity and generous. Precise and well-balanced, a note of caramel in the background, more evident on the exhale, pleasantly excites the taste buds.
A cereal and sweet touch indicates the presence of a biscuit which gives a very greedy dimension to the puff.
The recipe is very successful and very pleasant to vape. Although sweet, the result is never cartoonish or disgusting. However smooth, the texture is not “greasy”. It is undoubtedly here that we reach the true quality of “Sales Gosses”, in this lightness, this precision of flavors and this general intoxicating taste of gluttony.
It is urgent to switch to Defcon 4 and warn the UN. The people of Toulouse have equipped themselves with a weapon of mass destruction!
Tasting recommendations
- Recommended power for optimal taste: 26 W
- Type of steam obtained at this power: Dense
- Hit type obtained at this power: Medium
- Atomizer used for the review: Psyclone Hadaly among others
- Value of the resistance of the atomizer in question: 0.80 Ω
- Materials used with the atomizer: Nichrome, Cotton
Comments and recommendations for an optimal tasting
Compatible without problem with most atomizers, the Dirty Kids will prove to be at their ease everywhere!
Instead, opt for a warm-hot temperature to pay homage to them. The airflow can be adjusted to your liking, from the most restrictive MTL to the most sassy DL, the aromatic power being substantial enough to make the taste flourish in all cases.
Royal with an espresso, it will go perfectly with hot chocolate or tea, flavored or not, in the morning. It also goes perfectly with non-white alcohols (to be consumed in moderation or with whoever you want) and even pastries.
Allday conceivable for the most greedy, it will however be more suited to the moments of sweet comfort that we need in the emerging winter.
Recommended Moments
- Recommended times of the day: Morning, Morning - coffee breakfast, Morning - chocolate breakfast, Morning - tea breakfast, End of lunch / dinner with a coffee, End of lunch / dinner with a digestif - Early evening to relax with a drink, End of the evening with or without herbal tea
- Can this juice be recommended as an all-day vape: No
Overall average (excluding packaging) of the Vapelier for this juice: 4.59 / 5 
My mood ticket on this juice
Another success to be put to the credit of La Fine Equipe and their damned souls of the Finger Team.
In the already very explored category of Custard-like, this liquid proves that good taste and balance always make the difference to stand out from the crowd. A small nugget that deserves the attention of gourmets, Dirty Gosses from here or elsewhere and… public authorities urgently because it is imperative to prohibit all forms of pleasure for the lower classes!
#Jesuisvapoteur
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