Kulawa ma-Expressos oHlelo Olukhethekile lwehlobo lika-2021, sinqume ukuziphatha ngokwethu ubuso!
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Sithemba ukuthi uzokujabulela ukubuka lawa mavidiyo ngendlela ebesihleka ngayo ngenkathi siwaqopha!
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NERILKA: Manue Militari!
U-Nérilka wazalelwa e-Woodstock ngo-Agasti 17, 1969 ngo-3:20 ekuseni njengoba u-Janis eqala ingoma yokugcina ye-Piece Of My Heart emvuleni eyayina kanye nehlombe lesixuku elihambisana nokukhala okumbalwa kwe-orgasm. Abazali bakhe, uPaprika noMyosotis, babehambe besuka eFrance ngecombi yakwaVolkswagen bezothamela lo mkhosi naphezu kwesimo esithuthukisiwe sokukhulelwa kukaMadame. Umbhangqwana ojabule wawuqamba ngokuthi "i-Nérilka" ngoba bekungunyaka we-N futhi iNapalm yayibhekwa njengento evusa inkanuko emphakathini wabo.
Kwakungaziwa ngaleso sikhathi ukuthi i-LSD nama-amphetamine ayesabalala obisini lwebele njenge-sucralose kumajusi ase-Malaysian futhi u-Nérilka waba nohambo lwakhe lokuqala eneminyaka engu-1h kanye ne-22mn.
Eshintshe waba i-unicorn, waya esiteji futhi wazungeza isigingci esasidlala iculo laseMelika. Ecasukile futhi emthatha njengesinambuzane, wazama ukumxosha ngokulingisa umsindo wokuqhuma ngesiginci sakhe, kwaba nhlanga zimuka nomoya. Kubonakala sengathi lesi siqephu singene kunganekwane...
Isithombe sokuqala sika-Nerilka esingavamile esiteji e-Woodstock nomdlali wesigingci ongaziwa.
Emuva eLarzac, umndeni omncane waqhubeka nokuphila kwansuku zonke futhi uNerilka wayenemfundo ebushelelezi. Eminyakeni eyisikhombisa, ngenkathi unina esenga izimbuzi, uNerilka waba ne-epiphany, wathola uthando lwezincwadi zakudala: i-Manuel des Castors Juniors, i-Pif Gadget, 1983 (umqulu wokuqala owaziwa kancane ka-1984), uGeorge Sand kanye imisebenzi ephelele kaGoscinny no-Uderzo.
Kusukela ngaleso sikhathi kuqhubeke, yonke indlela yakhe yalandelelwa. Wathola i-BEPC yakhe eneminyaka engu-8, uBac wakhe eneminyaka engu-10, waya e-Ecole Normale, i-Ecole Abnormale (Canine Section), Sciences-Po (inyuvesi egxile ekufundiseni indlela yokwethula ubisi olubilile ezitsheni zepulasitiki) futhi waqeda kahle. izifundo zakhe ekukhuthazeni i-Mesrine ye-ENA eneminyaka engu-16. Naphezu kwalo mlando omangalisayo, ukudalelwa kwakuzogadla futhi kushintshe zonke izinhlelo zakhe.
UNerilka ekhaya lomndeni wakwaLarzac.
Njengoba ayethenjiswe umsebenzi ohlakaniphile kwezombusazwe, kwadingeka anqume ukwenza inkonzo yakhe yezempi njengevolontiya ukuze aqedele i-CV yakhe. Ngemva kokuthola ulwazi lwabazali ekukhuliseni izimbuzi, wajoyina i-Foreign Legion. Wabamba iqhaza eMpini Yegalofu lapho agcina ethole khona inyoni emgodini weshumi nesishiyagalombili. Elimele ehlombe, wabuyela empilweni kodwa ukucindezeleka kwangemva kokuhlukumezeka ngenxa yeminyaka yakhe yobungcweti bezikhali kwaba ngcono ezinhlelweni zakhe.
Ngesikhathi ehlala enakekela abaseKarmeli lapho athatha khona igama likaDadewethu u-Emmanuelle, wanquma ukusizakala ngothando lwakhe lwezilwane ezifuywayo ngokuqala ukufundisa njengothisha wesikole.
UNérilka efundisa abafundi bakhe izisekelo ze-DIY
Ngenxa yokucwila kakhulu kwe-nicotine nakuba engakaze abheme, kulandela uhambo oluningi e-combi yomndeni, washiya ibandla ukuze aguqukele eVape futhi wajoyina i-Vapelier lapho ubuntu bakhe obuqinile kanye nokuthanda kwakhe imikhiqizo yamakhemikhali kwamenza waba uDokotela. yama-e-liquids, isigaba esisha kakhulu kanye neGeneral of Division.
Uqanjwe ngokuthi u-Manue ngenxa yokuthi uDade u-Emmanuelle, mude kakhulu futhi u-Nérilka, akekho oqondayo ukuthi kuyini, uketshezi alukhonzile amanzi angcwele, anesipuni, hhayi isihlungi.
Umthombo: Wikimerdia
