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C77: Ilayisensi Yokugcwalisa!
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Abanye bathi yingoba ubezoba nguthunjana emndenini onezingane ezingamashumi ayisikhombisa nesikhombisa. Abanye bathi kungenxa yokuthanda kwakhe i-77° vodkas. Akulungile. Isikhathi sakhe esidlule sithathwa njengeSecret Defense, yindaba embi, eyinganekwane futhi kuzodingeka ngikubulale ngemuva kokukutshela yona ukuze ngiqinisekise ukuthula kwakho.
U-Crystoff 77, ogama lakhe langempela nguKristov Alexandrovich Novichok, wazalwa ngakolunye uhlangothi lwe-Iron Curtain, lapho iMpi Yomshoshaphansi igcwele amandla. Ekuseni kakhulu, wabonwa yi-Stasi ngokuthanda kwakhe ukubulala nokuhlinza izilwane ezincane nokujikijela i-sulfuric acid ebusweni babafundi afunda nabo enkulisa. I-Ejensi imsusa kubazali bakhe ukuze isebenzise kangcono amandla akhe futhi kuseSikoleni Sikazwelonke Sama-Agents (ENA) eMoscow lapho ezoqhubeka khona nemfundo yakhe.
Unyaka wokuqala uhamba kahle kakhulu njengoba kunguye yedwa osindile ekilasini lakhe, osekwenze abanye abafundi bagwinya upholoni, okwenza bakholwe ukuthi iSmarties®. Ngakho-ke wangenela umjikelezo wesibili esigabeni se-hitman lapho alandela khona imfundiso yezinhloli ezinkulu ze-KGB.
Ngesikhathi sokuhlolwa kokuphela konyaka, uqhumisa isikole sakhe kanye nabo bonke abafundi baso ngendaba emnyama yentambo ebomvu nentambo eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka ku-missile warhead ye-Scud. Uphunyuke kalula kwazise ngesikhathi sokuhlolwa, ubeqhele ngamakhilomitha angu-15, ehlome ngocingo kanye ne-detonator, asizange sazi ukuthi kungani. Kulandela lesi siqephu, i-Kremlin iyamhalalisela ngokusebenza kahle kwakhe futhi uba ngokusemthethweni, eneminyaka eyi-8, i-ejenti ye-C77.
Kusukela lapho kuqhubeke, ama-mission alandelana ngesivinini esikhulu. Simthola eDallas ngoNovemba 22, 1963, Disemba 20, 1973 eMadrid nango-Okthoba 6, 1981 eCairo. Asazi ukuthi kungani, mhlawumbe eholidini...
Elandelwa i-CIA, i-Interpol, i-FBI, i-MI6 kanye ne-SNCF, ugcina ngokuthuthela eNtshonalanga lapho, ngemva kokuhlala isikhashana ejele ngenxa yokulungiswa kabusha okusekelwe ku-LSD ne-methamphetamine, ufunda umthetho osebenzayo e-USA, akhohlwe. ngakho-ke uba yi-agent ephindwe kabili ye-NSA.
Nokho, kwadingeka aye e-USSR ngo-April 26, 1986, eChernobyl ngezizathu zempilo. Ubuya eseshukiwe, okukhombisa ngokusobala ukuthi alikho ilanga ngaphandle kwaseFlorida. Ngaphandle kwalokho, uzogcina i-tan yakhe iqinile eminyakeni eminingi kamuva.
Ushiya i-NSA ngenxa yokuhlukana kwemibono nomqondisi wakhe. Lona wakamuva uzozibulala ngokucwilisa izinyawo zakhe kukhonkolo ngozankosi aziphonsa kuPotomac.
Ingcweti kwezobuciko bokulwa, ekuphatheni iziqhumane, izibhamu, imibese nasekulungiseni izinja, ubuyela eVapelier, ikhemisi elimnyama elikhokhela isitha, elimnyama kangangokuthi asazi ukuthi livela kusiphi isitha. Uthola lapho ngokumangala kwakhe ukuthi kukhona uketshezi olungabulali futhi ngenxa yalokho uba Uchwepheshe Wesigaba Se-Vape Amajusi AseMalaysia futhi uphase Ilayisensi yakhe Yokugcwalisa noma Imvume Yokugcwalisa (ama-atos) ngesiFulentshi.
Uqanjwe ngokuthi C77 KULUNGILE ngoba uma kungenjalo uyathukuthela, uketshezi alukhonzile i-La Bombe Rouge ngoba lubuyisa izinkumbulo!
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