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IiFrosted Expressos zasehlotyeni!!! Isiqendu 7
IiFrosted Expressos zasehlotyeni!!! Isiqendu 7

IiFrosted Expressos zasehlotyeni!!! Isiqendu 7

Kolu hlelo luKhethekileyo lwe-Expressos lwehlobo lowama-2021, sigqibe kwelokuba siziphathe ngokwethu ebusweni!

Ke, liQela leVapelier eliya kudlula kwigrill. Uya kulazi ngcono iqela leebarjots eziqinisekisa ubuncinci imagazini enye ngosuku, yonke imihla, ukukunceda ekuthengeni kwakho.

Siyathemba ukuba uya kuba mnandi ukubukela ezi vidiyo njengoko besihleka ngelixa sizifota!

Nibe nehlobo elihle nonke!!!

 

I-PAPAGALLO: Ukusuka kwi-archaism ukuya kwi-Papagallism

 

 

Ekuqaleni kwexesha, kwakukho isiphithiphithi, inyikima, isaqhwithi. Kwafika ixesha leentyatyambo, lamaphupha, oluntu. Kwakuye ngeli xesha (kungekhona idatha kwimbali yethu) ukuba iPapagallo yafika kwihlabathi kwindawo engaphantsi kwempucuko elahlekileyo yaseZhardane.

Umntu omncinci omncinci, waba yindoda eyomeleleyo ngokutya i-congeners yomgca wakhe wesithathu ngasekhohlo. Engasenanto yakwenza nehlabathi awazalelwa kulo (elinxulunyaniswa nomnqweno wakhe wokutya), wakhatywa umva esuka enzulwini ukuze aphile kumhlaba ovulekileyo wesi sijikelezi-langa sethu njengomntu ofayo.

 

 

 

Ukuthanda izingqisho ezingaphandle kwesigaba kwaye wanikwa indlebe kaMozarian (i-appendix yakhe ye-Ouidal idityaniswe ngokuthe ngqo kwinkqubo yakhe yokufuduka yendalo), wagqiba ekubeni athathe ulwalathiso lomculo ukuze afumane indawo yakhe kweli hlabathi.

Waqala ngokudila, kwindlela ethi ''Phantom'', izimvo ezilungileyo kwiimvumi ezinkulu zangoku. Emva kokusebeza endlebeni ka:

-UJerry Lee Lewis ukudlala ipiyano ngeenyawo zakhe.

-UJimmy Hendrix ukuvala umsantsa phakathi kweblues kunye nemodernism.

-UJanis Joplin akasoze wax.

-UAndy Gibb isimbo sakhe sokucheba iinwele ezithi '' Roulemoutte '' njl.

Kwiminyaka embalwa kamva, idemon yeqonga yathatha umzimba kaPapagallo. Umzimba wakhe obekekileyo (isiqingatha sebhere/isiqingatha searmadillo), ubukrelekrele bakhe obukhohlakeleyo kunye nobukhulu kunye nesoseji yeminwe yakhe eyi-12 (i-Zhardian specificity) ayizange imvumele ukuba akhethe isixhobo asithanda kakhulu: uhadi lomYuda.

 

 

 

 

Wawa ngasemva kwigitare ye-bass, ecinga ukuba kuya kuba lula ukudlala isixhobo esineentambo ezi-4 kuphela. Emva kokuba yinxalenye yeZhu Zhu Izilwanyana ezifuywayo (uqeqesho lweehamsters zaseJapan), waba ngumqhubi wendlela yokwakhiwa kolutsha eLos Angeles kwaye waqhuba ibhasi yeqela elinzima le-rock. Ukulandela ubusuku bokusela, wagqiba ekubeni athathe ivili (nangona i-12 grams yakhe yegazi etywaleni) ukujoyina umhla olandelayo waseSweden we-quartet kaSathana.

Ngosuku olulandelayo, elona thuba libalaseleyo, indawo yakhululwa kwiqela laseCalifornia iMetallica. U-Papagallo wagqiba ekubeni akhulule isondo lokuqhuba, elimangalisayo, lahlala lifakwe esiswini sakhe (ibali alicaci kule nkcukacha), ukuzama inhlanhla. Kodwa i-impresario yabo ngelo xesha (u-Mahatma Oliver Charlotte) wala ngokusemthethweni ukunyulwa kwakhe. Ufumene i-Papagallo idlala i-melodic kakhulu kwaye ayanelanga ngokusekelwe kwilaphu le-emery.

 

 

 

 

Ezimisele ukwenza uphawu lwakhe ngomculo, wabeka phantsi iibhalotshi zakhe (amaZhardians ahlala ephethe izinto eziyimfuneko zokuhamba ngaphakathi kwawo) kwindawo yaseGallic ngakumbi eBordeaux. Emva kokuba ephange yonke imidiliya kulo mmandla ukuze abe nokumila kwaye akhuphe yonke inkxwaleko eyayiqhuma kuye (uthanda ukutshabalalisa izinto), waba ngumnini we Umvundla owonwabileyo. Ikonsathi yekhefi egxile kumculo we-neo-phasic.

Emva kokudlala inkwenkwezi edlulayo, wema, njengeBreton Spaniard, phambi kwengoma enesihloko sesiprofeto: ''Ndithandana necuba''. Engenambono ngexabiso lesicatshulwa, wagqiba kwelokuba antywile, iimpundu kuqala, kwilollipop yomhlaza. Ngokutya ukutshaya njengomcimi-mlilo, wakhohlela imiphunga yakhe (ngokoqobo) ngorhatya lwamakhowa e-hallucinogenic ekhitshini kwindawo yakhe ethobekileyo. Yeha, umsi ophuma kwizitya zakhe zokuphefumla wazitshisa iinkukhu ezigcadiweyo (ezazikuluhlu ngobo busuku) saza eso sakhiwo satsha kwimizuzu nje embalwa.

Amapolisa azama ukufumana izandla zawo kuye ngenxa yokufa kwabantu abangama-342 ngorhatya. Enenkalipho njengesihogo yaye ekubeni egqibe kwelokuba athabathe indima yakhe kule ntlekele, wasaba.

 

 

 

Ezothekile, waya kulala phantsi, ekhokelwa licala lakhe lebhere, malunga neminyaka engamashumi amathathu. Wavuswa yi-CC ethile, ngezithonga ezinkulu ze-flamethrower kumalungu angasese (eyona ndawo incinci ye-anatomical zone ukufikelela kwi-nervous fibrule yengqondo kwi-Zhardians), kwaye wamcebisa ukuba angene kunqulo ngokuchasene necuba ngokukhuthaza i-vapoloji. .

Imbali iya kusixelela ukuba i-ecosystem ye-vapological iya kuba ngophumeleleyo, kodwa into eqinisekileyo kukuba abanye abadlali abaqeqeshiweyo kule ndawo baye banyamalala ngendlela engaqondakaliyo emva kokumenywa ukuba baye kutya kwindawo yakhe yokutyela ayithandayo: iFucking Blue Boy.

Umthombo: Wikimerdia

 

 

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