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C77: Ilayisensi yokuZalisa!

Akukho mntu wakha wazi ukuba igama lakhe lesidlaliso livela phi.

Abanye bathi kungenxa yokuba wayeza kuba ngoyena mncinane kusapho lwabantwana abangamashumi asixhenxe anesixhenxe. Abanye bathi kungenxa yokuthanda kwakhe i-77 ° vodkas. Ayilunganga. Ixesha lakhe elidlulileyo lihlelwe kuKhuseleko oluyimfihlo, libali elibi, liyintsomi kwaye kuya kufuneka ndikubulale emva kokuba ndikuxelele ukuze ndiqinisekise ukuthula kwakho.

UCrystoff 77, ogama lakhe langempela nguKristov Alexandrovich Novichok, wazalelwa kwelinye icala le-Iron Curtain, xa iMfazwe yeCold yayigcwele. Kwangoko, wabonwa yi-Stasi ngokuthanda kwakhe ukubulala kunye nokukhupha izilwanyana ezincinci kunye nokuphosa i-asidi yesulfuric ebusweni babafundi afunda nabo kwi-kindergarten. I-Arhente iyamsusa kubazali bakhe ukuba isebenzise kangcono amandla akhe kwaye ikwi-National School of Agents (ENA) eMoscow ukuba uya kuqhubeka nemfundo yakhe.

Unyaka wokuqala uqhuba kakuhle kakhulu kuba inguye yedwa osindileyo eklasini yakhe, ebangele ukuba abanye abafundi baginye ipolonium, ebenza bakholelwe ukuba yiSmarties®. Ngoko ke wazibandakanya nomjikelo wesibini kwicandelo lababetha iintloko apho walandela imfundiso yezona ntlola zibalaseleyo zeKGB.

Ngexesha loviwo lokuphela konyaka, uvuthela isikolo sakhe kunye nabo bonke abahlali baso ngebali elimnyama lentambo ebomvu kunye nentambo eluhlaza kwi-missile warhead ye-Scud. Wasinda ngokulula ekubeni ngexesha loviwo, wayekude neekhilomitha ezili-15, exhotyiswe nje ngomnxeba kunye ne-detonator, asizange sazi ukuba kutheni. Ukulandela esi siqendu, i-Kremlin iyamvuyisa ngokusebenza kwakhe kwaye uba ngokusemthethweni, eneminyaka eyi-8, i-arhente ye-C77.

Ukususela ngoko ukuya phambili, iimishini zilandelana ngesantya esikhulu. Simfumana eDallas ngoNovemba 22, 1963, ngoDisemba 20, 1973 eMadrid nango-Oktobha 6, 1981 eCairo. Asazi ukuba kutheni, mhlawumbi kwiholide...

Ukulandelwa yi-CIA, i-Interpol, i-FBI, i-MI6 kunye ne-SNCF, ugqiba ngokufudukela eNtshona apho, emva kokuhlala ixesha elifutshane entolongweni ngenxa yokulungiswa kwakhona ngokusekelwe kwi-LSD kunye ne-methamphetamine, ufunda umthetho osebenzayo e-USA , uyalibala. kuye kwaye ke ngoko uba yiarhente ephindwe kabini ye-NSA.

Nangona kunjalo, kwafuneka aye e-USSR ngo-Aprili 26, 1986, eChernobyl ngenxa yezizathu zempilo. Ubuya yonke i-tanned, ebonisa ngokucacileyo ukuba akukho ilanga ngaphandle kweFlorida. Ngaphandle koko, uya kuyigcina i-tan yakhe yomelele kwiminyaka emininzi kamva.

Ushiya i-NSA ngenxa yokungafani kwezimvo kunye nomlawuli wakhe. Owokugqibela uya kuzibulala ngokutshona iinyawo zakhe kwikhonkrithi kwi-handcuffs kwaye aziphonsa kwi-Potomac.

Ingcali kwi-karate arts, ekuphatheni iziqhushumbisi, kwimipu, kwiimela kunye nokulungiswa kwe-canine, ubuyela kwi-Vapelier, ikhemesti emnyama ekuhlawulweni kotshaba, ubumnyama kangangokuba asazi ukuba luluphi utshaba. Ufumanisa apho ukuba umangaliswe ukuba kukho ulwelo non-ezibulalayo kwaye ke ngoko uba nguNgcali weCandelo leVape Iijusi zaseMalaysia kwaye upasa iLayisensi yakhe yokuZalisa okanye iMvume yokuZalisa (i-atos) ngesiFrentshi.

Ubizwa ngokuba nguC77 Kulungile kuba kungenjalo uyacaphuka, ulwelo aluthandayo yiLa Bombe Rouge kuba lubuyisa iinkumbulo!