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IiFrosted Expressos zasehlotyeni!!! Isiqendu 10
IiFrosted Expressos zasehlotyeni!!! Isiqendu 10

IiFrosted Expressos zasehlotyeni!!! Isiqendu 10

Kolu hlelo luKhethekileyo lwe-Expressos lwehlobo lowama-2021, sigqibe kwelokuba siziphathe ngokwethu ebusweni!

Ke, liQela leVapelier eliya kudlula kwigrill. Uya kulazi ngcono iqela leebarjots eziqinisekisa ubuncinci imagazini enye ngosuku, yonke imihla, ukukunceda ekuthengeni kwakho.

Siyathemba ukuba uya kuba mnandi ukubukela ezi vidiyo njengoko besihleka ngelixa sizifota!

Nibe nehlobo elihle nonke!!!

 

NERILKA: Manue Militari!

 

 

 

UNérilka wazalelwa eWoodstock nge-17 ka-Agasti, ngo-1969 ngo-3:20 ekuseni njengoko uJanis wayeqala ingoma yokugqibela ye-Piece Of My Heart kwimvula eyayina imvula kunye nentswahla yesihlwele ehlatywa zizikhalo ezimbalwa ze-orgasm. Abazali bakhe, uPaprika kunye noMyosotis, babehambe besuka eFransi behamba ngeVolkswagen combi ukuya kulo mnyhadala nangona imeko yokukhulelwa kukaMadame yayihambele phambili. Isibini esonwabileyo sayibiza ngokuba "yiNérilka" kuba yayingunyaka we-N kwaye iNapalm yayijongwa njengento ecaphukisayo kwindawo yabo.

Kwakungaziwa ngelo xesha ukuba i-LSD kunye ne-amphetamines zazisasazeka kubisi lwebele njenge-sucralose kwiijusi zaseMalaysia kunye no-Nérilka wayenohambo lwakhe lokuqala eneminyaka eyi-1 kunye ne-22mn.

Waguqulwa waba yiunicorn, waya eqongeni waza wajikeleza isiginkci esasidlala umhobe waseMelika. Ecatshukiswa yaye emthatha njengesinambuzane, wazama ukumgxotha ngokuxelisa isandi sokuqhunyiswa kweebhombu ngesiginci sakhe, kodwa akazange aphumelele. Kubonakala ngathi esi siqendu sangena kwintsomi...

Ifoto yokuqala yokuqala kaNerilka eqongeni eWoodstock kunye negitare engaziwayo.

Emuva eLarzac, intsapho encinci yaqhubeka nobomi bayo bemihla ngemihla kwaye uNerilka wayenemfundo egudileyo. Malunga neminyaka esixhenxe ubudala, ngelixa umama wakhe wayesenga iibhokhwe, uNerilka wayene-epiphany, wafumanisa uthando loncwadi lwakudala: iManuel des Castors Juniors, iPif Gadget, 1983 (umqulu wokuqala ongaziwayo we-1984), uGeorge Sand kunye imisebenzi epheleleyo yeGoscinny kunye ne-Uderzo.

Ukususela ngoko, yonke indlela yakhe yalandelwa. Ukufumana i-BEPC yakhe eneminyaka eyi-8, iBac yakhe eneminyaka eyi-10, waya kwi-Ecole Normale, i-Ecole Abnormale (iCandelo leCanine), iSayensi-Po (iyunivesithi ekhethekileyo ekufundiseni indlela yokwazisa ubisi oluvundisiweyo kwizikhongozelo zeplastiki) kwaye yagqitywa ngokugqwesileyo. ikhosi yakhe kwi-Mesrine promotion ye-ENA eneminyaka eyi-16. Ngaphandle kwale ngxelo ichukumisayo, ikamva laliza kubetha kwaye litshintshe zonke izicwangciso zakhe.

UNerilka kwikhaya losapho lakwaLarzac.

Ethenjiswe ngomsebenzi oqaqambileyo kwezopolitiko, kwafuneka agqibe kwelokuba enze inkonzo yakhe yasemkhosini njengevolontiya ukuze agqibezele iCV yakhe. Emva kokuba efumene ulwazi lwabazali ekukhuliseni iibhokhwe, wajoyina i-Foreign Legion. Wathatha inxaxheba kwiMfazwe yeGalufa apho waphelela khona ngenyoni kumngxuma weshumi elinesibhozo. Enzakele egxalabeni, wabuyela kubomi basekuhlaleni kodwa ukuphazamiseka koxinzelelo lwasemva kokwenzakala ngenxa yeminyaka yakhe kubuchwephesha bezixhobo wafumana ngcono kwizicwangciso zakhe.

Ngexesha lokuhlala kwakhe eCarmelites apho wathi wathatha igama likaDade uEmmanuelle, wagqiba ekubeni athabathe ithuba lokuthanda kwakhe izilwanyana zasekhaya ngokuqalisa ukufundisa njengomfundisi-ntsapho esikolweni.

UNérilka efundisa abafundi bakhe iziseko zeDIY

Ukuba likhoboka elinamandla lenikotini nangona engazange atshaye, kulandela uhambo oluninzi kwi-combi yosapho, walishiya ibandla ukuze aguqukele kwiVape kwaye wajoyina iVapelier apho ubuntu bakhe owomeleleyo kunye nencasa yakhe evakalisiweyo yeemveliso zemichiza yamkhokelela ekubeni abe nguGqirha. ye-e-liquids, udidi olutsha kakhulu kunye neCandelo Jikelele.

Ubizwa ngokuba nguManue ngenxa yokuba uDade Emmanuelle, lide kakhulu kwaye iNérilka, akukho mntu uyiqondayo ukuba yintoni na, ulwelo aluthandayo ngamanzi angcwele, anecephe, hayi isihluzi.

Umthombo: Wikimerdia

 

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