Izici zejusi ezihloliwe
- Umxhasi uboleke impahla ukuze ibuyekezwe: Iphayiphi
- Intengo yokupakishwa ihloliwe: €19.90
- Umthamo: 60ml
- Intengo ml: €0.33
- Intengo ilitha: €330
- Isigaba sejusi ngokwenani elibalwe ngaphambilini nge-ml: Izinga lokungena, kufika ku-0.60 euro nge ml ngayinye
- Umthamo weNicotine: 3 mg/ml
- Ingxenye yeGlycerin Yemifino: 50%
Isimo
- Ukuba khona kwebhokisi: Yebo
- Ingabe izinto zokwakha ibhokisi zingasetshenziswa kabusha? Yebo
- Ukuba khona kophawu lokungaphulwa komthetho: Yebo
- Impahla yebhodlela: Ipulasitiki eguquguqukayo, esetshenziselwa ukugcwalisa, uma ibhodlela lifakwe ithiphu
- Izinsiza zikakhokho: Akukho
- Isici Sethiphu: Kuhle
- Igama lejusi ekhona ngobuningi kulebula: Yebo
- Ukuboniswa kokulingana kwe-PG-VG ngobuningi kulebula: Yebo
- Ukuboniswa komthamo we-nicotine ngobuningi kulebula: Yebo
Inothi le-vapemaker yephakheji: 4.44 / 5 
Ukupakisha Amazwana
NgeSonto, ngo-23 ebusuku.
Ngisehhovisi futhi inyanga egcwele idweba ama-arabesque angajwayelekile edeskini lami lesikhumba elidala, ikhipha imisebe yayo ephaphathekile phakathi kwezivalo. Usuku olubi…. ngisashaya i-pavement ukuthi ngiyokwenza isibhamu sami sokuphinga kumakhasimende ami angesonto eledlule azovuka amakhubalo kusasa, lapho ngiwanikeza izimvilophu kanye nemibiko yami ngalawa ma-half abo nabathathu. Shit umsebenzi...
Ngicwilisa ukungabi nalutho kwami ku-whisky eshibhile, i-Borsalino yami endala igoqe ekhanda lami, lapho isithunzi esimnyama simila ohlakeni lomnyango wami. Owesifazane uma ngikholwa ukuthi i-cello yakha izithunzi zasebusuku ezibuyisela kimi. Owesifazane uvayiza kakhulu kunalokhu ahamba ngakhona ebheke ehhovisi lami bese ngikhanyisa isibani sami esiphuzi. Uveza ubuso obuphelele, obuyi-angular futhi obucishe bube yinyoka obubheke umzimba ogqanyiswe engutsheni yesheath ehlukaniswe kabanzi emilenzeni engapheli.
Owesifazane uhlala phansi esihlalweni sami ngaphandle kokulinda ukugunyazwa, eqa amathanga akhe e-fishnet emnyama futhi, ngezwi lakhe elijulile elenza yonke insimu ye-asparagus isukume, uyangibuza:
"Nguwe lowo, uPhilip Marlowe?"
– Hhawu, cha, nginguGallowe, Papa Gallowe… ngiyaphendula, ngingingiza.
“Akubalulekile, Mnumzane Sparrow. Ngiyi-Agent Ava evela ku-CPA.
Shit… i-CPA noma i-Central Prophylactic Agency, ikhemisi lombuso elijulile elinomthwalo wemfanelo wokuphenya ngemikhiqizo ekhipha umhwamuko, elawulwa kakhulu kusukela ku-TPD yesithathu. Umqondo wami wokuqala uwukwembula imitha yami yamashumi ayisishiyagalolunye ukuze ngimphelezele ukuya emnyango we-manu-militari kodwa ukuqhuma engicabanga ukuthi ezindaweni eziphansi ze-anatomy yami kungivimbela ekwenzeni kanjalo...
Uphonsa into etafuleni lami bese ethi kimi:
- Ngifuna ukwazi konke ngakho.
Kukhona iphimbo elithile emshweni wakhe elingenza ngizizwe ngendlela enembile ukuthi uma ngingaphenduli esicelweni sakhe, ngizokhuluphalisa ama-seagull echwebeni elingacacile laseNormandy nge-pellet engu-9mm endaweni empunga. Futhi angiwuthandi umthofu… ngesaba ubuthi bomthofu akungabazeki?
Ngibe sengithatha into, ikhadibhodi elincane elinezithombe, lapho kufundeka khona ama-Moonshiners, Old Nuts. Ngiyivule bese ngithola ibhodlela lepulasitiki elingu-50ml kanye nebhodlela elincane elingu-10ml le-nicotine elifakwe ku-20mg/ml eline-booster yokubalula. Mina, ekade ngazi i-black market, ngizitshela nge-petto ukuthi abafana abayikhiphayo bahlakaniphile futhi ngiyaqonda ukuthi kungani uMiss Viper esehhovisi lami ngaleli hora.
“Kubukeka sengathi amaqembu amabili ezigelekeqe ahlanganayo ukuze enze lokhu. Siyesaba ukuthi kuzoba yimpumelelo enkulu futhi ngeke sikubekezelele. Sithembele kuwe ukuthi uphenye ngobuhlakani futhi usibikele noma yikuphi ukwephulwa kwezimiso zokuziphatha noma okunenkohliso kithi. Singakukhokhela kahle kodwa sifuna ulwazi oluthembekile futhi ngaphezu kwakho konke, oluya ngakithi. Sifuna ukuvimbela lolu ketshezi ngokushesha ngangokunokwenzeka!
Ngilahlekelwe umcabango, ngibhekisisa okushiwo futhi ngisheshe ngibone umlenze weqembu lezindebe zamaBreton, abahlaseli abayingozi boketshezi olunqatshelwe. Amalebhu eClandestine, umkhakha ohlelwe kakhulu, amagama amakhulu ohlotsheni.
U-Miss Viper wengeza isendlalelo:
- Kubonakala sengathi iPipeline izoba khona lapho.
Lapha, iqembu lezigelekeqe likaDon Biriotti kanye nabaphethe izibhamu zakhe. Ubuhlakani obesabekayo, umbono ongapheli emakethe emnyama kanye nokunambitha okuqinisekile uma kukhulunywa ngezimbiza ezingavunyelwe. Angimangazi futhi kungazelelwe, igama elithi “Moonshiners” libonakala liqinile futhi liyindida kimina. I-Smuggler ingumsebenzi omuhle, cishe oyisisetshenziswa somphakathi, esikhathini sethu esihlushwayo nesicindezelayo ngazo zonke izindlela.
– Bathengisa ngamalini?
– 19.90€ ngaphandle kwezintela zezempilo kanye nezobungane ezingu-97% ezibekwe yiSanofy Public Welfare Commission, kunjalo.
Kushibhile, kunjalo. E-United States, abantu bazothengisa ama-gonads abo ukuze babe no-10ml wejusi emaphakathi kusukela umthetho kaTrump owenqabela yonke imikhiqizo eshisayo, amakhondomu nayo yonke imibala yefulegi laseMexico.
Ngikhulula i-laconic "I walk". Uyakwazisa, asukume anyakaze futhi angikhanyisele ukumamatheka kwesitayela “njengokungathi bengingazi” okupholisa usizi lwami lwasebusuku kancane.
Angishiyele ikhadi lakhe aqonde ekuphumeni. Ukubuka kwami kugingqika okhalweni lwakhe kodwa kuma ngokushesha. Angifuni ukuzithola ngingaphansi kwezimfoloko ze-Male Anti Sexism Militia futhi ngizithole ngingaphansi kokuthenwa ngamakhemikhali...
Ngibuyela ebhokisini lami. 50/50 PG/VG, 3mg/ml, €19.90 ngo-60ml, Kuzoba inselele impela ukuthola ukuthi yini engalungile. Akunankinga, senginalo uhlelo lwami lokusebenza engqondweni. Ngithulula ingilazi yami. ngiyayigcwalisa. Ngiphinda indlela efanayo izikhathi ezintathu, ekugcineni ngizizwa ngilungile.
Ukuthobela umthetho, ukuphepha, ezempilo kanye nenkolo
- Ukuba khona kokuphepha kwengane kukepisi: Yebo
- Ukuba khona kwama-pictograms acacile kulebula: Yebo
- Ukuba khona kokumaka kokukhululeka kwabangaboni kahle kulebula: Yebo
- I-100% yezingxenye zejusi ikhonjiswe kulebula: Yebo
- Ukuba khona kotshwala: Cha
- Ukuba khona kwamanzi acwecwe: Cha
- Ukuba khona kwamafutha abalulekile: Cha
- Ukuthobela kwe-KOSHER: Angazi
- Ukuthobela i-HALAL: Angazi
- Inkomba yegama lelabhorethri ekhiqiza ijusi: Yebo
- Ukuba khona koxhumana nabo abadingekayo ukuze kufinyelelwe isevisi yomthengi kulebula: Yebo
- Ukuba khona kulebula yenombolo yeqoqo: Yebo
Inothi leVapelier mayelana nokuhlonipha ukuhambisana okuhlukahlukene (ngaphandle kwezenkolo): 5 / 5 
Iphawula ngezokuphepha, ezomthetho, ezempilo kanye nezici zezenkolo
NgoMsombuluko ngo-9 ekuseni
Nginesikhathi sokubonana no-Herr Von Bulow, owayenguprofesa wezokwelapha owaphucwa umkhandlu umyalo ngenxa yokuhlola amajusi aseMalaysia ezingulubeni zabantu. Mina naye, yindaba endala futhi uyangikweleta. Ngakho-ke ngizosebenzisa ukuqonda kwakhe mahhala ngoba wazi okuningi mayelana ne-chemistry, okusemthethweni kanye nakho konke lokho kukhwabanisa kwezobuchwepheshe.
Ngemuva kwezibuko zakhe ezijulile njengembongolo yengilazi ye-scotch, ukugqolozela kwakhe i-leonine kungihlolisisa ngokuzijabulisa. Ngemva kokuchitha i-1ml ye-Old Nuts emishinini yakhe ye-diabolical, uthi kimi:
– Arrrh, herr Gallow, ngiyesaba lolu ketshezi alunaso isithunzi!!!! Ngithole i-Brobylene Glycol yemvelaphi yemifino, iVegetable Glycerin namaphunga. Futhi ibhokisi, okushiwo yisibopho Gesta .. sorry, uhulumeni wethu ojabulayo, kukhona konke, bésentes kakhulu.
- Kepha noma kunjalo, imakwe kahle: iqukethe iFuraneol, lapho, akunjalo?
Uthisha uqala ngokuhleka okwethusayo bese ephendula:
- Furaneol, ihlaya lobukhazikhazi, mein freund! Kumane kuyisengezo semvelaphi yemvelo esinikeza ukuthungwa kanye nokunambitheka kwe-caramelized. Z isetshenziswa kabanzi embonini yokudla!
- Futhi lapho, kuboniswa ngokucacile: "Ingase ikhiqize ukusabela okweqile" noma ingabe ngiyaphupha?
Uthisha uqala insikazi yakhe ngokuhleka bese ephendula:
- izinto ezingezwani nomzimba, kukhona nakumaketchup, amasitrobheni, amakinati, iminti ngisho nasemoyeni. Uxolo, herr Gallow, kodwa lolu ketshezi lunempilo. Bor ukuze uthole okunempilo okwengeziwe, kuyodingeka uhambe uyofuna amanzi angcwele eLourdes, ah, ah, ah!
Kulungile, ngiyavuma ukwehlulwa. Eminyakeni yami yesikole, ngenkathi lo centipede efunda izifundo zakhe zekhemistri, ngasebenza ekubukeni kwami okushunqayo kanye nezimpawu zokuthiya no-Agathe, uthando lwami lokuqala… Kunjalo, asinawo amakhono afanayo.
"I-betit ferre ngaphambi kwe-bartir, herr Gallow?"
Ngenqaba ngesizotha. Okokugcina, ngahlawuliswa i-500€ emgwaqeni lapho ngangihambahamba khona isikhindi sami sangaphansi ekhanda lami futhi imaski yami ye-FFP2 phezu kwebhulukwe lami endaweni engezansi kwesisu… angazi ukuthi ishisa ini, i-Teutonic, kodwa angisayithinti.
Ukupakisha ukwazisa
- Ingabe imidwebo yelebula negama lomkhiqizo liyahambisana? Yebo
- Ukuxhumana komhlaba wonke kwephakheji negama lomkhiqizo: Yebo
- Umzamo wokupakisha owenziwe uhambisana nesigaba senani: Yebo
Inothi leVapelier mayelana nokupakishwa mayelana nesigaba sejusi: 5/5
Amazwana emaphaketheni
NgoLwesibili, ngo-14 ntambama. Ijele laseSaint Quentin (Aisne).
Ngithatha ifoni ngokushesha lapho othintana naye engena ebhokisini. NguMarco Livi, uSicilian onobungani, umngane wami wakudala, owathatha izinyanga ezi-4. Kumele asho ukuthi wayebulele, wahlinza, wapheka futhi wadla umndeni wonke. Amacala okudlondlobala kokudla abantu kanye nokubulawa kwabantu abaningi ahoxisiwe esikhundleni sokubalwa kwenani elikhulu le-anti-veganism.
Okungithakaselayo kulokhu ukuthi ufunde ubuciko obuhle futhi unguchwepheshe owaziwayo kwezokumaketha kwezimboni zekhulunyaka lamashumi amabili nanye.
Ngiyamkhombisa okupakishiwe bese ngimbuza umbono wakhe.
Ubukeka ezolile, engijikijela kabili noma kathathu ebuka kancane ehaha kakhulu kimi. Ungasho ukuthi le ndoda ilambile.
- Angikaze ngibone ukupakishwa okuyinkimbinkimbi kwalolu hlobo lomkhiqizo, umngane wami othakazelisayo. Phakathi kwe-pick-up endala yaseMelika, ithangi lokucwilisa emanzini ngemuva namathini kagesi, umgqomo nezimbiza ngaphambili, konke lokhu kubhekisela kumfanekiso wama-1920s, ngesikhathi sokuvinjelwa kwaseMelika ngenkathi utshwala bunqatshelwe. I-Clandestine distilleries ikhiphe i-Moonshine, utshwala obungekho emthethweni obudume kakhulu kubathengi. Ngakho-ke kukhona ubudlelwano obuhle phakathi kwezinkathi ezimbili ezihluke kakhulu. Ngingangeza ukuthi umdwebo wenziwe ngokuphelele, kakhulu emoyeni wemifanekiso yobuntatheli yangaleso sikhathi. Kungumsebenzi womkhandi wegolide.
Hhayi-ke, angizitholi ngingaphambili.
“Uma ngiphuma, kuzofanele siye esidlweni sakusihlwa, mio fratello!
Angazi kungani kodwa ngicabanga ukuthi ngizothola indlela yokwenqaba isimemo sakhe. Kungenzeka ngimdala kodwa ngiyasikhathalela isikhumba sami.
Ukwazisa kwezinzwa
- Ingabe umbala negama lomkhiqizo liyahambelana? Yebo
- Ingabe iphunga negama lomkhiqizo kuyavumelana? Yebo
- Incazelo yephunga: Okumnandi, Ikhekhe, Confectionery
- Incazelo yokunambitheka: Okumnandi, Ikhekhe, Confectionery
- Ingabe ukunambitheka negama lomkhiqizo kuyavumelana? Yebo
- Ngiyithandile le juice? Yebo
- Lolu ketshezi luyangikhumbuza: Lelo pharadesi linokunambitheka, nakanjani.
Isilinganiso sika-Vapelier sokuhlangenwe nakho kwezinzwa: 5/5
Amazwana ngokwazisa ukunambitheka kwejusi
ULwesithathu, phakathi kwamabili.
Ngizithola ngisetafuleni lami nemibuzo eminingi kunezimpendulo. Lokhu kuvame ukuba njalo emsebenzini wami. Bengingabiza uLuis Cifer, owayengumngani wompheki onenkanyezi onobuciko bokuba nolimi oluphelele, njengoba nje abanye abaculi benephimbo eliphelele. Maye walifulathela leli ngesikhathi uNgqongqoshe weGastronomic Cohesion ekhipha isimemezelo sokuthi imifino akufanele isaphekwa ngaphambi kokuthi idliwe ngoba kuseyizidalwa eziphilayo ezihluphekayo uma ziphekwa noma zixetshulwa.
Ekugcineni nginquma ukuyinambitha le juice. Bekumele ngiqale lapho.
Ekhabetheni lami, ngithola i-mod endala enothuli, enye yalezo ezivinjelwe i-TPD 3. Ngithola ikhebula engangicabanga ukuthi lilahlekile. Ngivala izimpumputhe, akubuzwa ukuthi ngibanjwe ekhaya. Ngivula ukhiye womnyango wami ngihlale phezu kwesikhumba esigugile sesihlalo sami.
Okokuqala, iphunga.
Kuyakhanga. Ngivala amehlo ami, ngintanta ephunga likashukela oshisayo njengathi esawuthola kusasekhona ama-artisan nougatiers. Sengivele ngiconsa amathe ngoba, lomuzwa, angikaze ngibe nawo ngaphambilini.
Ngiphefumula kuqala futhi senginqotshiwe. Amahlombe ami ayaxega futhi ekugcineni ngiphumule. Ukunambitheka okungokoqobo kwe-nougat kungena emlonyeni wami futhi ngikhafula ifu eliwugqinsi elijabulisayo lapho amanothi e-hazelnut entsha, uju olucashile, i-caramel ne-vanilla ehlangana nomona.
Ukufutheka kwesibili kuyangibekela inselele. Ingabe kungaba khona isisekelo se-bourbon, esihlakaniphe kakhulu?
Ukuphefumula kwesithathu kungilethela imibuzo eyengeziwe kuphela. Ngibe sengibakhipha, ngizinikele ngaphandle kokuzibamba enjabulweni ephelele. Le juice ayilungile, ayilungile kakhulu, iphelele ngokuqinile, nangaphezu kobuhle. Ngezindlela eziningi, ikhumbula izinganekwane eziwuketshezi ezimangalisayo ze-vape enyamalele. Inesibindi, i-gourmet, igcwele ukunambitheka kodwa ayikaze ibe nesicefe. Kumnandi kodwa hhayi kakhulu. Unamandla kodwa hhayi kakhulu. Uphelele ngokuphelele, uphelele ngendlela engakholeki...
Ngaphuza u-60ml ngobusuku bonke. Ijusi ye-gourmet engcono kakhulu engiye ngayifaka, isikhathi. Abanye bangase bakuthole kunengqondo. Anginandaba. Ngingayeka zonke izimiso zabo ezinhle ukuze ngithole elinye ibhodlela lalo umpe.
KO emi.
Izincomo zokunambitha
- Amandla anconyiwe okunambitheka okuphelele: 50 W
- Uhlobo lomhwamuko otholwe ngala mandla: Ugqinsi
- Uhlobo lwehithi etholwe ngala mandla: Maphakathi
- I-Atomizer esetshenziselwa ukubuyekezwa: Vandy Vape Mato
- Inani lokumelana kwe-atomizer okukhulunywa ngayo: 0.2Ω
- Izinto ezisetshenziswa ne-atomizer: I-Nichrome
Amazwana nezincomo zokunambitha kahle
Ngakhipha izikhali ezindala endaweni yami yezikhali. I-Hadaly dripper, i-Cyclone AFC, i-Brunhilde yami ekhoyili ephindwe kabili, i-Taïfun GT yokuqala yegama. Yonke indawo, ama-Old Nuts enza kahle, kungaba nge-MTL noma i-DL.
Amandla ayo anephunga elimnandi ayivumela ukuthi imunce ukugeleza komoya okunamandla, kodwa ibonisa ukuhlanzeka okuphelele nokunethezeka ekuhlanganisweni okuqinile.
Uyayazisa imfudumalo ethile kodwa ngaphandle kokwenza ihaba ngokweqile. Iphelele kukhoyili ephezulu, isebenza kahle kakhulu kukhoyili engezansi. Ngamafuphi, ungayifaka yonke indawo ngenjabulo efanayo, angikaze ngihlangabezane nanoma yimuphi umkhawulo ekupheleleni kokunambitheka kwayo, noma ngabe yikuphi okusetshenzisiwe.
Ngokuyinhloko ku-ato yokucindezelwa noma i-clearo enhle, yobukhosi ku-mesh noma i-cable ato, i-imperial ku-dripper enhle, wonke umndeni we-monarchic ofika ngokujabulisayo.
Mina, isinqumo sami senziwe, ngeke ngibambe iqhaza ekuvinjweni kwale nugget enkathini yethu yama-flavour ajwayelekile.
Izikhathi ezinconyiwe
- Izikhathi ezinconyiwe zosuku: Ekuseni, Ekuseni – ibhulakufesi lekhofi, Ekuseni – ushokoledi, Ekuseni – itiye, I-Aperitif, Isidlo sasemini/santambama, Ukuphela kwesidlo sasemini / isidlo sakusihlwa ngekhofi, Ukuphela kwesidlo sasemini / isidlo sakusihlwa ngokugayeka kokudla, Ntambama yonke phakathi imisebenzi yawo wonke umuntu, Ekuseni kusihlwa ukuze uphumule ngesiphuzo, Kusihlwa ngetiye le-herbal noma ngaphandle kwalo, Ubusuku bobuthongo
- Ingabe le juice inganconywa njenge-Allday Vape: Yebo
Isilinganiso sisonke (ngaphandle kokupakishwa) seVapelier yalejusi: 4.81 / 5 
Imizwa yami ibhalwe ngale juice
NgoLwesine, ngo-15 ntambama.
U-Miss Viper ushintshe ingubo yakhe ye-sheath wathola i-jumpsuit yesikhumba ensundu ezwakala sengathi ifanelana kahle nomzimba wakhe.
- Ingabe unazo izimpendulo engangizifuna?
– Hhayi-ke, uzohleka, kodwa kwenzeka okuthile okungajwayelekile kimi. Ngibeke kabi ibhokisi lakho nokuqukethwe kwalo. Mhlawumbe ukweba emotweni yami? Angazi.
Avuke, acasuke. Yeka ukuthi muhle kanjani uma ethukuthele.
“Uzongikhokhela ngalokhu, Blairowe.
– Uh, Gallowe, lelo nguGallowe igama lami.
Amehlo akhe ayacwebezela futhi ngokuzenzakalelayo uphakamisa isandla sakhe ukuze aqhume ngesudi yakhe lapho ngiqagela khona into yensimbi engaphili efana ngokufutheka ne-short-barreled 357 magnum.
- Ngicela i-athikili 22 yomthetho we-Darmanain mayelana nelungelo lokukhohlwa, ngisho, ngimbambile.
Isandla sakhe siyawa futhi ukusineka kwakhe kuba yiqhwa. Yebo, ntokazi yami enhle, umuntu akakwazi ngesikhathi esifanayo ukuba yi-ejenti yezwe lapho konke okuhlobene nokuzijabulisa kuvinjelwe futhi azikhulule emithethweni ekhishwa yilo mbuso.
Ungibhekisisa ngendlela exakile futhi amehlo akhe afiphele ngeveli elingabonakali.
– Uyithandile, akunjalo? Kuwena futhi?
– Angiqondi ukuthi usho ukuthini.
'Ungangithathi njengoba ngingeyikho, Galowe.
Wayengalibhalanga kabi igama lami, futhi njengoba egwedla ebheke ngasemnyango ngaphandle kokubheka emuva, ngazitshela ukuthi ngokumthukuthelela, mhlawumbe ngase ngizuze inhlonipho yakhe.
Hhayi-ke, akugcini lapho. Kuzodingeka ngithole ishaneli ukuze ngiyithole, leli gama elithi Old Nuts. Ijusi ye-gourmet ehamba phambili emhlabeni wonke isiFulentshi futhi ngangiluthekile kuyo ngobusuku obubodwa!
(c) I-Copyright Le Vapelier SAS 2014 – Kuphela ukukopishwa okuphelele kwalesi sihloko okugunyaziwe - Noma yikuphi ukuguqulwa kwanoma yiluphi uhlobo kunqatshelwe ngokuphelele futhi kwephula amalungelo aleli lungelo lobunikazi.
