I-Fcuking Munkey ka-Fcuking Flava [Ukuhlolwa kwe-Flash]

A. Izici Zezohwebo

• IGAMA LOMKHIQIZO: I-Fcuking Munkey
• IBRAND: Fcuking Flava
• INTENGO: 24
• INANI NGAMAMILITHA: 30
• INANI NGE-ML: 0.8
• INANI NGELITHA NGALINYE: 800
• I-NICOTINE DOSAGE: 6
• Isilinganiso se-VG: 50

B. Isitsha

• Izinto zepulasitiki
• IZIsetshenziswa ze-VIAL: Ithiphu yenaliti
• I-AESTHETICS YEBHODLELA NE-LABEL YALO: Kuhle

C. Ezokuphepha

• UBUKHONA OKWEQINISO LOKUNGENAMTHETHO? Cha
• UBUKHONA BOKUPHEPHA KWENGANE? Yebo
• UKUPHEPHA KANYE NE-TRACEABILITY NOTE: Kuhle

D. Ukunambitha kanye nemizwa

• UHLOBO LE-STEAM: Okuvamile
• HIT TYPE: Phansi
• ANAMBUZA: Maphakathi
• UHLELO: Izithelo

E. Iziphetho namazwana omsebenzisi we-inthanethi ogunyaze ukubuyekezwa

Nansi indaba yothando ka-Dame Abygaël kanye no-Chevalier Quentin Dutyroir obukekayo lapho ebhekene nokungaboni ngaso linye kweNkosi noBaba walo, oncamela ukubona indodakazi yakhe ishadelwa umlimi ocebile oyigwala kunokuba abone umuntu osezingeni eliphansi. i-vapolophile adventurer.

Attention Humor Franchouillard and Patachon.

Kudala (noma uphuthelwe), inkosazana enhle egama layo lingu-Abygaël eyayiyinhle ngokweyisa kangangokuthi yayinomona wefa lonke. Inhliziyo yakhe yayithandana ne-Knight of the Trigonometric Table Quentin Dutyroir owayezobuya ezimpini zenkolo futhi esethole Uketshezi olucebile noluneqhwa ayefuna ukulunambitheka kuswidi wakhe. Kodwa uyise, owayeyinkosi yesigodi, wayenezinhlelo eziqinile nezikhubekisayo ngenzalo yakhe okuwukuphela kwayo. Wayefuna ukuganisa indodakazi yakhe kumhwebi wendawo.
U-Abygaël omnandi wayephupha esothandweni u-à la Romiette no-Juléo (incwadi yombhali osemusha ogama lakhe lingu-Chakèspéare) futhi ngaphezu kwakho konke wayefuna ukuqhubeka ehogela iphunga elimnandi lenhwamuza eyayenzelwe yena yi-Vapoteur d'amoureux yakhe ethembekile. Wayazi kahle kamhlophe ukuthi lo mshado ophoqelelwe wawuzomenza alahlekelwe yiwo wonke amaphupho akhe e-Vapeology nothando ngoKnight wakhe oyiqhawe futhi wawuzomfaka emhlabeni wentuthu enamafutha, ethanda ukukhwehlela.

Wayelindele ngokungenacala ukubuya kothando lwakhe oluseduze, lapho inqwaba kayise yehla.

Ubaba: Abigaël, ntombazanyana yami, usukhulile ngokwanele ukuthi ungashada futhi unakho konke okudingayo ukuze ujabulise indoda futhi ngiyakwazi njengomfana.
Abygaël: Ho Ouiiiiii baba!
Ubaba: Hhayi-ke uzoshada nomunye umuntu, ngikuthembise kuMaxime de la Forestière, indodana yomthengisi wamahhashi. Uyakwazi ukuhlala etafuleni, uphuza ubhiya embhedeni, sizoba nenyama ngisho nangoLwesihlanu futhi ngaphezu kwakho konke ngizoba nogwayi one-acrid ukuze ngiwuphuze umzuzu wami… Impilo emnandi ini!
U-Abygaël: Kodwa Papuan, ngincamela u-1ohm wekhoyili engiyithandayo kunephunga elicasulayo lalezi zinduku ezigoqeke kabi futhi okubi nakakhulu angiwathandi amadoda anentshebe.
Ubaba: Intombazanyana yami emndenini bonke abantu besifazane bashade nentshebe, ngaze ngashada nomama wakho ngaphambi kokuba i-alopecia areata ithathe imbuzi yakhe.
U-Abygaël: Uyanginyanyisa ngamaphaphu akhe avaleleke futhi uyangivukela uma nje ngimbona ephuma entuthuni ngezimbobo zekhala.
Baba: Yini!! kodwa aphendule odelelayo, qaphela ulaka lwami ukuthi ngingakushayi futhi ngihlukanise ngakho manje ntombazanyana yami yisikhumba senhlamvu yama-outings angoMgqibelo ebusuku ukuze ungangenwa umkhuhlane nasepageot ngo-7 o' clock cha kodwa ngithini.

U-Abigail wahlengezela izinyembezi wababaza la mavesi asele kuwo wonke umlando: Ubaba unzima, umama uneqhwa, angijabule kakhulu kodwa ubani ozongijabulisa?

Lapho ngokuzumayo manje ngokuzumayo futhi kungani kungenjalo, yini ayizwayo ekudeni? U-Alleluia unguQuentin omuhle owehla ngokuzimisela egqumeni ku-GrapinDauphinois yakhe ewubukhazikhazi.

Uza ukuzoma phambi kwabalingiswa bethu abangu-2 futhi ingxoxo iqala kabusha.

Quentin: Ha! Abygaël, muhle wami, uyazi yini ukuthi lawa amagama ahambisana kahle kakhulu yebo kahle ndawonye ngakho-ke uzothatha isikhwama sami futhi ukhiphe leli bhodlela elidumile le-Fcuking Flava Munkey engalijabulela ngenkathi ngishumayela izwi elihle, namahubo futhi, uma kudingekile, ngezinkemba, ezizweni ezithembekile zaseMalaysia?
Themba: Ima lapho nsizwa yakithi, yini le bhodlela??
I-Quentin: Ibhodlela elingu-30ml elinesilinganiso se-PG/VG esingu-50/50 futhi ukuze uqaphe, lezi zithombe ezinhle eziyisixwayiso zabesifazane abakhulelwe, abancane kanye nalabo abanogebhezi lwekhanda olunamathambo phezu kwabo.
Ubaba: Hey!! kodwa wena?
U-Quentin: Buka u-Beau Papa njengoba ingubo yakhe yenziwe ngokuluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka okuhle okujulile futhi ulinde ngize ngikhumule lesi sikepisi esikhethekile sokuphepha kwengane futhi kukhona iphunga elimnandi likabhanana, ikhabe kanye nohlobo lweBubble Gum elimnandi kakhulu kimina.
U-Abygaël: Hééé Knight onobuso obudangele, ngikhona!
Ubaba: HOHO insizwa yempisi ekhuluphele, uyangithakasela, qhubeka nenja yakho!
U-Quentin: Manje bheka engikuntshontshe ku-crustacean ngesikhathi sempi enkulu futhi naphezu kokuthi yangimpintsha uqweqwe lwami futhi yehlisa ikhepi lami, i-Triton yagibela i-Mutation X v4.
Ubaba: Kodwa yeka into enhle!
U-Abygael: Kodwa ekugcineni baba!!! nawe Quentin awungiboni???
Ubaba noQuentin: THULA WESIFAZANE! … SIKHULUMA
U-Quentin: Ngakho-ke bengithi, sibeka amaconsi ambalwa kulawa mabhola kakotini othando amancane bese siyashutha, siqhubekele phambili I-Proud Patriarch, ncela.
Ubaba: Nkulunkulu wami we-Clams, le ngxube ehlakaniphile yezithelo i-dithyrambic kodwa isanda kakhulu!
U-Quentin: Yebo ngeshwa, yilokho kuphela ukugxekwa okumelwe kwenziwe, i-Koolada inethamo elibi, inamandla kakhulu futhi naphezu kwazo zonke izinhlanganisela ezihlukene ze-khantal, ububanzi noma ukujika, ku-Dripper, ingaphinda iqhwa ++ i-ice cube futhi c ilusizi!
Ubaba: kodwa udeveli oluhlaza ungakwenza kanjani lokho ukuze ungaqandi umphimbo ???
U-Quentin: Ungayidlulisela ku-Ato ene-OCC resistor, yehlisa umphumela we-kisscool kodwa yenzelwe i-Drip, ngikholwe.
U-Abigail: Kuhle! nami ke!!!!
Ubaba: Lalela-ke ndodakazi yami, le Knight esencane futhi eyiqhawe inhle kakhulu kuwe futhi izitsha zayo zemilingo zinginyakazisa ngayo yonke indlela futhi nginakho konke ngakho nginqume ukuthi wena nonyoko nizopakisha amapotimende enu niphule amathambo enu. mazwe, ucabanga nini uQuentin?
U-Abigael: Kodwa ekugcineni Madoda, ngiyabonga emehlweni enu!
U-Quentin: Ukulalela u-Abygaël obuthakathaka futhi odlala ngothando, kufanele ngaso sonke isikhathi ulalele uyihlo. Mphathi walezi zindawo, umzimba wami nolwazi lwami kungokwakho kuze kube phakade.

Lapho kuhwalala, u-Quentin no-Le Père bobabili bahlezi ethafeni lase-Butte aux Cailles futhi ukushona kwelanga kuthinta ubuso babo.

Themba: imnandi, lendwangu entsha efekethisiwe ekepisini lakho?
U-Quentin: Cha, useke wayibona emikhankasweni kodwa ngiwasha njalo nge-OmoMicro ne-crapoto basta evuzayo kodwa i-sobodoclean mini iyahlekisa kodwa i-kifkif maouste kosto.
Ubaba: Kufa maouste kosto! Hummmm Kunjalo nje

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