UFcuking Munkey nguFcuking Flava [Uvavanyo lweFlash]

A. Iimpawu zoRhwebo

• PRODUCT IGAMA: Fcuking Munkey
• IBRAND: Fcuking Flava
• IXABISO: 24
• ISIXA NGEZIGIDI: 30
• IXABISO NGEML: 0.8
• IXABISO NGELITHA NGANYE: 800
• IDOSI YENICOTINE: 6
• Ixabiso le-VG: 50

B. Isitya

• Izinto zeplastiki
• IZIXHOBO ZESIXHOBO: Incam yenaliti
• I-AESTHETICS YEBOTTLE KUNYE NE-LABEL YAYO: Ilungile

C. Ukhuseleko

• UBUKHO BEtywina lokungagqwethi? Hayi
• UBUKHO BOKUKHUSELEKA KOMNTWANA? Ewe
• UKHUSELEKO KUNYE NAMANQAKU OKULANDELWA: Kuhle

D. Ukungcamla kunye neemvakalelo

• UHLOBO LWESTEAM: Eqhelekileyo
• UHLOBO LOKUBETHA: Phantsi
• INGCAPHO: Phakathi
• UDIDI: Iziqhamo

E. Izigqibo kunye nezimvo zomsebenzisi we-Intanethi ogunyazise ukuphononongwa

Nali ibali lothando likaDame Abygaël kunye noChevalier obukekayo uQuentin Dutyroir abajongene nokungaziphathi kakuhle kweNkosi noBawo walo, okhetha ukubona intombi yakhe itshata nomlimi wecuba osisityebi endaweni yokuba ivapolophile adventurer yemigangatho ephantsi. .

Ingqalelo Humor Franchouillard kunye Patachon.

Kudala (okanye uphoswe), inkosazana entle egama lingu-Abygaël eyayintle kakhulu kangangokuba yayinomona welizwe lonke. Intliziyo yakhe yayithandana neKnight yeTyibhile yeTrigonometric uQuentin Dutyroir owayeza kubuya kwiimfazwe zomnqamlezo kwaye efumene iLiquid ephuphumayo kunye nomkhenkce awayefuna ukuba isithandwa sakhe singcamle. Kodwa uYise, owayeyinkosi yaloo ntlambo, wayenezicwangciso eziphilileyo nezikhubekiso ngenzala yakhe ekuphela kwayo. Wayefuna ukutshatisa intombi yakhe kumrhwebi wasekuhlaleni.
U-Abygaël oswiti uphuphe ngokuthandana à la Romiette kunye noJuléo (incwadi ebhalwe ngumbhali oselula ogama linguChakèspéare) kwaye ngaphezu kwayo yonke into wayefuna ukuqhubeka ejoja amavumba amnandi omphunga alungiselelwe yena nguVapoteur d'amoureux wakhe othembekileyo. Wayesazi kakuhle ukuba lo mtshato unyanzeliswayo uya kumenza aphulukane nawo onke amaphupha akhe e-Vapeology kunye nothando nge-Knight yakhe ekhaliphileyo kwaye yayiza kumfaka kwihlabathi lomsi onamafutha, othanda ukukhohlela.

Wayelindele ngokungenatyala ukubuya kothando lwakhe, xa inyanda kayise yafikayo.

Tata: Abigaël ntombam, umdala ngoku utshata kwaye unayo yonke into oyifunayo ukuze uvuyise indoda kwaye ndiyakwazi ukuba uyinkwenkwe.
Abygaël: Yhoo Ouiiiiii tata!
Tata: Kulungile uzotshata nomnye umntu, ndikuthembise kuMaxime de la Forestière, unyana wehashe. Uyakwazi ukuhlala etafileni, usela utywala ebhedini, siya kuba nenyama nangoLwesihlanu kwaye ngaphezu kwako konke ndiya kuba necuba elibukhali xa ndilisela ngomzuzu… Ubomi obumnandi!
U-Abygaël: Kodwa Papuan, ndikhetha i-1ohm yekhoyili yam endiyithandayo kunevumba elicaphukisayo lezi ntonga ziqengqelekayo kwaye worse andiwathandi amadoda anentshebe.
Tata: Ntombazana yam apha ekhaya bonke abafazi batshate nentshebe, ndade ndatshata nomama wakho phambi kokuba inlophola ithathe ibhokhwe yakhe.
U-Abygaël: Uyandicekisa ngemiphunga yakhe evalekileyo kwaye uyandivukela xa ndimbona ephuma emsini ngeempumlo zakhe.
Tata: Yintoni!! kodwa uphendula isigebenga, wulumkele umsindo wam ndingakubetheli ndikwahlukanise ke ngoku ntombamnci lulusu lwembumbulu ngee outing zangoMgqibelo zangoMgqibelo ukuze ungangenwa ngumkhuhlane nakwipageot ngo7 o' clock hayi kodwa ndithini.

UAbigail walila waza wachaza ezi ndinyana ziye zahlala kuzo zonke iimbali: Utata unzima, umama unomkhenkce, andonwabanga kodwa ngubani oza kundivuyisa?

Xa ngequbuliso ngoku ngesiquphe yaye kutheni kungenjalo, yintoni ayivayo mgama? UAlleluia nguQuentin omhle owehla endulini kwiGrapinDauphinois yakhe entle.

Uza kuma phambi kwabalinganiswa bethu be-2 kwaye ingxoxo iphinda iqale.

Quentin: Hayi! Abygaël, nzwakazi yam, uyazi ukuba la ngamazwi ahamba kakuhle kakhulu ewe kakhulu kunye, ngoko ke uya kuthatha ibhegi yam kwaye ukhuphe le bhotile idumileyo yeFcuking Flava Munkey endiyonwabileyo ngelixa ndishumayela ilizwi elihle, kunye neendumiso. kwaye, ukuba kuyimfuneko, ngamakrele, kwizizwe ezithembekileyo zaseMalaysia?
Tata:Khawume apho mtsha we freluque, yintoni le bhodlela??
Quentin: Yibhotile ye-30ml ene-PG/VG ratio ye-50/50 kwaye ukuba uqaphele, ezi pictograms zilumkiso ezintle kubasetyhini abakhulelweyo, abancinci kunye nabo banokakayi abanamathambo phezu kwabo.
Tata: Hayi!! kodwa wena?
Quentin: Jonga uBeau Papa njengoko ilokhwe yakhe yenziwe ngeBlue enzulu kwaye ndilinde ndide ndikhulule ikepusi yokhuseleko lomntwana kwaye kukho ivumba elimnandi lebhanana, ivatala kunye nohlobo lweBubble Gum emnandi kakhulu kwincasa yam.
U-Abygaël: Hééé Knight onobuso obulusizi, ndilapha!
Utata: HOHO utyebile ingcuka, uyandithakazelisa, qhubeka nepalaver yakho!
U-Quentin: Ngoku jonga into endiyibileyo kwi-crustacean ngexesha lomlo omkhulu kwaye ngaphandle kokuba ibethe i-rind yam kwaye inzima i-cape yam, i-Triton yayikhwele i-Mutation X v4.
Tata : Kodwa intle into!
Abygaël: Kodwa ekugqibeleni tata!!! nawe Quentin awundiboni na???
UBawo kunye noQuentin: THULA MFAZI! … SITHETHA
UQuentin: Ke bendisithi, sibeka amathontsi ambalwa kwezi bhola zincinci zothando zebhakoni kwaye sidubule, qhubela phambili iProud Patriarch, suck.
Tata: Thixo wam weClams, lo mxube weziqhamo unedithyrambic kodwa usentsha kakhulu!
UQuentin: Ewe ngelishwa, kukuphela kwesigxeko esinokwenziwa, i-Koolada ifakwe idosi embi, inamandla kakhulu kwaye ngaphandle kwazo zonke iindibano ezahlukeneyo zekhantal, ububanzi okanye ukujika, kwiDripper, inokuphinda imkhenkce ++ icube yomkhenkce kwaye c lusizi!
Bawo: kodwa usathana obhulu ungenza njani ungaqandi umqala???
Quentin: Ungayidlula nge-Ato ene-OCC resistor, iyanciphisa umphumo we-kisscool kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo yenzelwe iDrip, ndikholelwe.
UAbhigali: Ewe! nam ke!!!!
Tata: Mamela ke ntombam, lo Knight umncinci noligorha ulungile kakhulu kuwe kwaye nezitya zakhe zobugqi zindishukumisa ngandlela zonke kwaye ndiyiyo yonke lento ndigqibe ekubeni wena nomamakho nizopakisha isuitcase zenu niphule ezam. mhlaba, ucinga nini uQuentin?
UAbhigayeli: Kodwa ekugqibeleni Manene, ndiyabulela emehlweni enu!
UQuentin: Ukumamela u-Abygaël obuthathaka kwaye odlala ngothando, kufuneka usoloko umamele uyihlo. Mphathi wezi ndawo, umzimba wam kunye nolwazi lwam lolwakho ngonaphakade.

Ebusuku, uQuentin noLe Père bobabini bahleli kwithafa le-Butte aux Cailles kunye nokutshona kwelanga kubambe ubuso babo.

Tata: Limnandi na eli laphu litsha lihonjiswe ekapa?
Quentin: Hayi, uyibonile kumaphulo kodwa ndiyihlamba rhoqo nge-OmoMicro kunye ne-crapoto basta evuzayo kodwa i-sobodoclean mini ihlekisayo kodwa i-kifkif maouste kosto.
Utata: Ndiyabulela! Hummmm Kunjalo nje

UMBONO: UAbhigali uza kumxelela njani umama wakhe iindaba ezimbi? Oko, uya kukwazi ngokufunda isiqendu N ° 2 se-saga enkulu enesihloko esithi: "NDINE-GLANDS UMAMA WAM."

Inqaku lomhleli: Bendifuna ukubulela i-sitcom ethi “Voisins Voisines” kunye ne “Kamelott” ngenkuthazo yegrama.

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