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PAPAGALLO: Kubva kuArchaism kuenda kuPapagallism
Pakutanga kwenguva, pakanga pane mhirizhonga, kudengenyeka kwenyika, dutu. Yakasvika nguva yemaruva, yezviroto, yemunhu. Yakanga iri panguva iyi (kwete dataable munhoroondo yedu) iyo Papagallo yakauya munyika pasi pepasi pehupenyu hwakarasika hweZhardane.
Mudiki mudiki, akave murume akasimba nekudya ma congeners emutsara wake wechitatu kuruboshwe. Asisawirirani nenyika yaakaberekerwa (yakabatanidzwa nechishuvo chake chokudya), akadzingwa kubva pakadzika kuti ararame mumhepo yakashama yenyika yedu somunhuwo zvake.
Achida kunze-kwe-chikamu rhythms uye akapiwa nzeve yeMozarian (yake yeOuidal appendix ichibatanidzwa zvakananga kune yake yepanyama evacuation system), akasarudza kutora nzira yemimhanzi kuti awane nzvimbo yake munyika ino.
Akatanga nekuita distilling, mu ''Phantom'' modhi, mamwe mazano akanaka kune vaimbi vemazuva ano. Mushure mekuzevezera munzeve kuti:
- Jerry Lee Lewis kuridza piyano netsoka dzake.
- Jimmy Hendrix kuti avhare musiyano pakati peblues uye yemazuva ano.
- Janis Joplin kuti usambofa wakisi.
- Andy Gibb wake '' Roulemoutte '' style kugerwa etc….
Makore mashoma gare gare, dhimoni redanho rakatora muviri waPapagallo. Muviri wake waishamisa (half bear/half armadillo), hunyoro hwake hwehutsinye pamwe nekukura nemasoseji eminwe yake gumi nemiviri (Zhardian specificity) hazvina kumubvumira kusarudza chiridzwa chaaida zvikuru: rudimbwa rwemuJudha.
Akadzokera pabass gitare, achifunga kuti zvingava nyore kuridza chiridzwa chine tambo 4 chete. Mushure mekuva chikamu cheZhu Zhu Pets (kudzidziswa kwemaJapan hamsters), akave mufambisi wenzira yechidiki muLos Angeles uye akatyaira bhazi rehard rock band. Kutevera husiku hwekunwa, akafunga kutora vhiri (pasinei ne12 magiramu eropa mudoro) kuti abatanidze zuva rinotevera reSweden reiyo satanic quartet.
Zuva rakatevera, nemukana mukuru, imwe nzvimbo yakasvika pakusunungurwa mukati meboka reCalifornian Metallica. Papagallo akasarudza kurega chidhiraivho icho, chinoshamisa, chakanga charamba chakabatanidzwa mudumbu rake (nyaya yacho haina kujeka pamusoro peizvi), kuedza rombo rake. Asi impresario yavo panguva iyoyo (Mahatma Oliver Charlotte) akaramba kukwikwidza kwake. Akawana Papagallo achitamba zvakanyanya uye asina kukwana kubva pamucheka we emery.
Akatsunga kuita mucherechedzo wake mumimhanzi, akaisa mabaloche ake (vaZhardian vanogara vakatakura zvakakosha zvekufamba mukati mavo) munharaunda yeGallic uye kunyanya muBordeaux. Mushure mekudzura mazambiringa ese munharaunda kuti ave muchimiro uye abvise zvese zvakaipa zvaipfungaira maari (anofarira kuparadza zvinhu), akava muridzi we Kufara Tsuro. Kafe-konsati inoshanda neo-phasic music.
Mushure mekuita kwenyeredzi inopfuura, akamira, seBreton Spaniard, pamberi perwiyo rune zita rechiporofita: ''Ndirikudanana nefodya''. Asina maonero pamusoro pekukosha kwemavara, akafunga kunyura, matako kutanga, mune kenza lollipop. Nekusvuta kusvuta semudzimi wemoto, akakosora mapapu ake (chaizvo) panguva yemanheru ehowa hwehallucinogenic mukicheni yenzvimbo yake ine mwero. Maiwe, utsi hwaibva mumudziyo wake wekufema wakabatidza huku dzakagochwa (dzaive pakudya usiku ihwohwo) uye chivako chakatsva mukati memaminitsi mashoma.
Mapurisa akaedza kuisa maoko avo paari achifunga nezve 342 vakafa nerufu manheru. Ane ushingi sehero uye afunga kutora chikamu chake munjodzi iyi, akatiza.
Asemeswa, akapinda muhubernation, achifambiswa nehafu yebere side, kweanenge makore makumi matatu. Akamutswa neimwe CC, nekurova kukuru kwemurazvo wemoto munhengo dzesikarudzi (iyo ine dense dense anatomical zone kusvika kune nerve fibrule yeuropi muZhardians), uye akamukurudzira kuti apinde muchitendero achipesana nefodya nekusimudzira vapology. .
Nhoroondo ichatiudza kana iyo vapoological ecosystem ichave mukundi, asi chiri chokwadi ndechekuti vamwe vatambi vehunyanzvi munzvimbo ino vakanyangarika zvisinganzwisisike mushure mekunge vakokwa kuzodya muresitorendi yake yaanofarira: The Fucking Blue Boy.
Kunobva: Wikimerdia
