Fcuking Munkey naFcuking Flava [Flash Test]

A. Commercial Features

• ZITA RECHIgadzirwa: Fcuking Munkey
• BRAND: Fcuking Flava
• MUTENGO: 24
• ZVIMWE MUMIRIRITA: 30
• MUTENGO PAM ML: 0.8
• MUTENGO PARITA: 800
• NICOTINE DOSAGE: 6
• VG chiyero: 50

B. Vial

• Plastiki zvinhu
• VIAL Equipment: Tsono zano
• AESTHETICS YEBHHORO UYE LABEL YAYO: Zvakanaka

C. Chengetedzo

• KUVAPO KWECHISINDISO CHEKUSIMBA? Aihwa
• KUVAPO KWEKUCHENGETEKA KWEMWANA? Ehe
• SECURITY UYE TRACEABILITY ZVINOKOSHA: Zvakanaka

D. Kuravira uye manzwiro

• STEAM TYPE: Zvakajairika
• HIT TYPE: Yakaderera
• KURAvira: Pakati
• CATEGORY: Fruity

E. Mhedziso uye zvakataurwa nemushandisi weInternet akanyora ongororo

Heino nyaya yerudo yaDame Abygaël uye akanaka Chevalier Quentin Dutyroir akatarisana nekusaziva kwekuziva kwaIshe uye Baba veuyu, anofarira kuona mwanasikana wake achiroorwa nemupfumi mbwende murimi wefodya pane kuti aite vapolophile mufambi wepasi pasi. .

Attention Humor Franchouillard naPatachon.

Pane imwe nguva (kana kupotsa), mwanasikana akanaka ainzi Abygaël uyo akanga akanaka kwazvo zvokuti akanga ari shanje yeimba yose. Mwoyo wake waive murudo neKnight yeTrigonometric Tafura Quentin Dutyroir aizodzoka kubva kumakrusedhi uye akanga awana Liquid yakapfava uye ine chando yaaida kuti mudiwa wake aravire. Asi Baba vake, avo vakanga vari ishe womupata, vakanga vane zvirongwa zvakanaka uye zvinogumbura nokuda kwemwana wavo mumwe bedzi. Aida kuroodza mwanasikana wake kumutengesi weko.
Abygaël anotapira akarota nezverudo à la Romiette naJuléo (bhuku rakanyorwa nemunyori wechidiki anonzi Chakèspéare) uye pamusoro pezvose aida kuramba achinzwa munhuwi wakanaka wemhute yaakagadzirirwa naVapoteur d'amoureux wake akatendeka. Ainyatsoziva kuti muchato wekumanikidzwa uyu waizomuita kuti arasikirwe nezviroto zvake zveVapeology uye zvekuda Knight wake akashinga uye zvaizomupinza munyika yehutsi hunokora, hwechikosoro.

Akanga akamirira kudzoka kwerudo rwake asina mhosva, pakabva pasvika chisumbu chababa vake.

Baba: Abigaël mwana wangu wakura zvekuroora uye une zvese zvaunoda kuti murume afare uye ndinokuziva semukomana.
Abygaël: Hoo Ouiiiiii baba!
Baba: Zvakanaka iwe ucharoora mumwe munhu, ndakakuvimbisa kuna Maxime de la Forestière, mwanakomana webhiza. Anoziva kugara patafura, anonwa doro pamubhedha, tichava nenyama kunyange neChishanu uye pamusoro pezvose ndichava nefodya inopinza paminiti yangu yekunwa… Hupenyu hwakanaka chii!
Abygaël: Asi Papuan, ini ndinosarudza iyo 1ohm yekoiri yangu yandinoda pane kunhuhwirira kwetsvimbo yakamonereka iyi uye zvakatoipisisa handidi varume vane ndebvu.
Baba: Kasikana kangu mumhuri vakadzi vese vakaroorwa nevarume vendebvu, ndakatoroora mai vako vasati vatora mbudzi yavo.
Abygaël: Anondisemesa nemapapu ake akavharika uye anondimukira kungomuona achibuda muutsi nemumaburi ake emhuno.
Baba: Chii!! asi anopindura anozvikudza, chenjerai hasha dzangu kuti ndisakurovei ndikakutsemurai saka manje kasikana kangu kari ganda regororo maoutings eSaturday manheru kuti usazobatwa nefivha nepapageot kuma7 o' wachi kwete asi ndoti kudii.

Abigail akabva atanga kuchema ndokutaura mavhesi aya asara munhoroondo yese: Baba vangu vakaoma, amai vangu vane chando, handina mufaro asi ndiani achandifadza?

Kana kamwe kamwe zvino kamwe kamwe uye sei kwete, chii chaanonzwa ari kure? Alleluia ndiye akanaka Quentin uyo anodzika chikomo neshungu paGrapinDauphinois yake inoshamisira.

Anouya kuzomira pamberi pevatambi vedu vaviri uye nhaurirano inotangazve.

Quentin: Hongu! Abygaël, tsvarakadenga yangu, unoziva here kuti aya mazwi anofambidzana ehe zvakanaka pamwe chete saka uchatora bhegi rangu woburitsa bhodhoro iri rine mukurumbira reFcuking Flava Munkey rakandinakidza ndichiparidza shoko rakanaka, nemapisarema. uye, kana zvichifanira, neminondo, kumarudzi akatendeka eMalaysia?
Baba: Chimira ipapo pwere freluquet, chibhodhoro ichi chii??
Quentin: Ibhodhoro re30ml rine PG/VG reshiyo ye50/50 uye kuve wakangwarira, aya mapikicha akanaka ekunyevera kune vakadzi vane nhumbu, vadiki neavo vane dehenya rine mapfupa paari.
Baba: Hey!! asi ko iwe?
Quentin: Tarisa Beau Papa sezvo chipfeko chake chakagadzirwa neBlue yakadzika uye mirira kusvika ndabvisa iyi yakakosha kepisi yekuchengetedza mwana uye ipapo kunhuhwirira kunonaka kwemabhanana, melon uye rudzi rweBubble Gum inotapira zvakanyanya pakuravira kwangu.
Abygaël: Hééé Knight nechiso chakasuruvara, ndiri pano!
Baba: HOHO mhuru yakakora, unondifarira, enderera mberi nembavha yako!
Quentin: Zvino tarisa zvandakabira crustacean panguva yekurwa kukuru uye kunyangwe ichirovera rind rangu nekuremera cape yangu, Triton yaive yakatasva Mutation X v4.
Baba: Asi chinhu chakanaka sei!
Abygaël: Asi pakupedzisira baba !!! newe Quentin haundioni here???
Baba naQuentin: NYARARA MUKADZI! … TINOTAURA
Quentin: Saka ndanga ndichiti, tinoisa madonhwe mashoma pane aya madiki erudo bhekoni mabhora uye isu tinopfura, enda mberi Proud Patriarch, kuyamwa.
Baba: Mwari wangu weClams, uyu musanganiswa wehungwaru wemichero une dithyrambic asi wakanyanya kutsva!
Quentin: Hongu, zvinosuruvarisa, ndiko chete kushoropodzwa, iyo Koolada yakashata dosed, yakanyanyisa simba uye zvisinei nekumisikidzwa kwakasiyana kwekhantal, dhayamita kana kutendeuka, muDripper, inogona kuomesa zvakare ++ ice cube uye c itsitsi!
Baba: asi dhiabhori webhuruu woita sei kuti usaomesa huro ???
Quentin: Unogona kuipfuudza neAto ine OCC resistor, inoderedza kisscool effect asi yakanyatsogadzirirwa Drip, nditende.
Abhigairi: Zvakanaka! uye neni ipapo!!!!
Baba: Teerera mwanangu, uyu Knight mudiki uye ane ushingi akakunakira iwe uye midziyo yake yemashiripiti inondifambisa munzira dzese uye ini ndiri pamusoro pazvo saka ndafunga kuti iwe naamai vako mucharongedza masutukesi enyu nekupwanya yangu. nyika, unofunga Quentin rinhi?
Abigael: Asi pakupedzisira maGentlemen, ndatenda nemeso enyu!
Quentin: Kuteerera asina kusimba uye ane rudo Abygaël, unogara uchiteerera kuna baba vako. Tenzi wenzvimbo idzi, muviri wangu neruzivo rwangu ndezvenyu nekusingaperi.

Husiku, Quentin naLe Père vese vakagara mubani reButte aux Cailles uye kunyura kwezuva kunobata zviso zvavo.

Baba: inotapira here jira idzva iri rakarukwa pacape pako?
Quentin: Aiwa, akazviona mumishandirapamwe asi ini ndinoigeza nguva dzose neOmoMicro uye crapoto basta leak asi sobodoclean mini inoseka asi kifkif maouste kosto.
Baba: Chifkif maouste kosto! Hummmm ndizvozvo chaizvo

EPILOGUE: Abhigairi achaudza amai vake sei mashoko akaipa? Izvozvo, iwe uchaziva nekuverenga chikamu N ° 2 chemutambo mukuru une musoro unoti: "NDINE GLANDS AMAI VANGU."

Chinyorwa cheMhariri: Ini ndaida kutenda iyo sitcom "Voisins Voisines" pamwe ne "Kamelott" nekurudziro yegirama.

Chiyero chemushandisi weInternet akanyora wongororo: 4/5

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