HEROIC-FANTASY SCENARIO
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Wopanga uyu asankha, usiku wonse komanso popanda chenjezo, kuti asiye kupanga mawonekedwe ake apamwamba, 911 omwe, kwazaka zambiri, akhala akusangalatsa mafani a magalimoto olota. N'zosatheka, mukuti!
Zowonadi, m'mawu otukwana, tinganene kuti "kudziwombera pamapazi" kapena "kuwona nthambi yomwe mwakhalapo" ndi mawu onsewa, omwe ali ndi maluwa ambiri kuposa ena, zomwe zikutanthauza kuti kusankha, kunena zamalonda, ikadali imodzi mwazotsutsana kwambiri ndipo poyipa kwambiri kusankha komwe kungayambitse kugwa kwakukulu kwa kampaniyo, kapena kusaina chikalata chake cha imfa.
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UPANDU WA LÈSE-MAJESTE
Alien Visions ndi amodzi mwa omwe akukula mwachangu padziko lonse lapansi opanga komanso ogulitsa zamadzimadzi. Zakhalapo kuyambira 2009, i.e. zaka 7, muyaya ku Vaposphere, mtunduwo wanyengerera anthu ambiri padziko lonse lapansi omwe amalimbana ndi mano ndi misomali kuti adzipatse zakumwa zomwe amakonda, zomwe pafupifupi onse amakhala ndi tsiku lonse. Ndipo chinsinsi cha kupambana kosalekeza kumeneku chagona pa maumboni awiri, omwe agulitsidwa kwambiri padziko lonse lapansi: Bounty ya Boba ndi Gorilla Juice.
Zakumwa ziwirizi, zabwino kwambiri kwa anthu okonda fodya, zatsala pang'ono kukhala nthano m'dziko la mitambo yonunkhira. Obadwa nthawi imodzi ndi kuwuka kwa zinthu zomwe zimatha kukhetsa 100% VG, zidapita patsogolo pakuyesa kwathu koyamba kuzungulira zithunzithunzi za Genesis ndikulimbikira pomwe zitsulo zonse zidawuma. Adzipanga okha kukhala zamadzimadzi zovuta, zosatheka kuzifotokoza, kusintha malinga ndi nthawi ya tsiku. Mwachidule, iwo akhala maumboni awiri mtheradi ndipo, mwa njira, awiri ogulitsidwa kwambiri e-zamadzimadzi padziko lapansi.
Titha kukhulupirira kuti, ngakhale zitachitika kugwedezeka kwa meteorite, tsoka la nyukiliya, chivomerezi champhamvu 10 pamlingo wa Richter, kuwonongeka kwa msika wapadziko lonse lapansi kapena kupambana kwa Donald Trump, kukhalapo uku sikungatheke. funso ngati umboni wa kulimbikira kwa nthano ziwiri zimawoneka ngati zapezedwa.
Komanso, zinali zodabwitsa kwambiri kuti aficionados ndi ena adaphunzira mu February 2016, kudzera m'mawu osindikizira amtundu wa webusaitiyi kuti akuletsa kupanga kwa Bounty Bounty, Gorilla juice ndi Gryphon Breath. Chifukwa chopemphedwa: wopereka zina mwazinthu zamatsenga zomwe zimagwiritsidwa ntchito pazinthu zitatuzi adatseka zitseko zake ndikuti, mayi wanga wabwino, sitingathe kupitiliza kupanga madzi omwewo popanda zinthu zofunika pazakudya zake.
Mpaka pano, palibe chosamvetsetseka. Inde, mungayerekeze bwanji kupanga bourguignon ya ng'ombe ndi nkhuku ndi couscous ndi mpunga? Zimagwira, monga wina anganene.
Komabe, misa idanenedwa: palibenso Boba adzapeza. Kapena Gorilla. Chabwino, kwa Gryphon, tidzachita popanda izo, madzi awa komabe moona mtima asanafikire ziwerengero zogulitsa za akulu ake awiri.
Chifukwa chake Mfumu idamwalira, kumayambiriro kwa chaka, chifukwa cha kulephera kwa mtima chifukwa zikuwoneka kuti mtima wa Chinsinsicho sunalinso pamashelefu.
Mphekesera ZA COMPLOTIST NDI ZOGANIZIRA KU BWALO
Ndipo ngati?
Ngati Alien Visions, wofunitsitsa kuzolowera msika womwe umafuna thanzi komanso chitetezo chochulukirapo, akanaganiza zopereka mfumukazi yake kuti ikhalebe mu chessboard yamalonda a vape?
Popeza zakumwa ziwiri zodziwika bwino zidabadwa munthawi yomwe olemba mbiri amtsogolo adzafanana ndi Paleolithic yakale ya vaping, munthu angaganize mosavuta kuti anali odzaza ndi zinthu zomwe sayansi yatsimikiza kuti ndizowopsa kutulutsa. Monga diacetyl kapena mitundu ina yamankhwala osangalatsa. Kupatula apo, tikudziwa bwino lomwe kuti e-madzi monga Grumpy Hooch, mwachitsanzo, imakhala ndi diacetyl yowirikiza kawiri kuposa kulolerana kwakukulu kwa France. Kapena Goose Juice yomwe ingakhale ndi zochulukirapo kanayi ...
Kuchokera pamenepo kuganiza kuti Boba's ndi Gorilla angakhalenso ndi mankhwala owopsa ngati amenewa, pali sitepe imodzi yokha yosavuta kuchita chifukwa tikudziwa bwino kuti zakumwa zomwe zimabadwa panthawi inayake zimakhala ndi zigawo zambiri zomwe ziyenera kusamala kusiyana ndi timadziti tamakono, maphunziro a sayansi pa. phunziroli linali la legion komanso lophunzitsa kwambiri. Chifukwa chake munthu amatha kuganiza kuti mtunduwo, podziwa za izi, umakonda kukonzanso maphikidwe awo odziwika bwino asanayambe "zeitgeist" kuwadzudzula kuti achotsedwe koyera komanso kosavuta. Zingakhale masewera achilungamo komanso ochenjera kwambiri.
Koma izi ndizongoganiza chabe ndipo, popanda chiwonetsero chilichonse chotsutsana, titha kukhutitsidwa ndi chifukwa choperekedwa ndi Alien Visions.
Koma, pamenepa, poganiza kuti wogulitsa wamkulu wa zosakaniza zodabwitsazi adatseka zitseko zake, kodi tingakhulupirire kuti kampani yomwe ili ndi malo ogulitsira katundu komanso ndalama zambiri sizingathe kuwombola "chinsinsi cha wogulitsa" kapena kupeza ogulitsa atsopano a fungo lomweli. ? Mwachikhulupiriro chabwino kamodzi, ndikakuuzani kuti sindidyanso ma Mac Aakulu chifukwa McDonald's mdera langa atseka, kodi simungandiuze kuti ndipite patsogolo pang'ono ndikupeza McDonald's ina?
Ah, kulingalira, mukamatigwira ...
Koma, kupyola malingaliro achinsinsi omwe ndikunena, pali chowonadi chosathawika: a Boba kulibe, komanso Gorilla.
KUSINTHA M'MALO KUFUNIKA MU CHIPANDA CHACHIFUMU!
Alien Visions chifukwa chake adakonda kuwunikanso zomwe adachita ndikumanganso Boba, Gorilla ndi Gryphon "kuyambira poyambira" monga momwe anzathu akunyanja ya Atlantic amanenera, ndiko kuti, kuyambira poyambira, kusintha maphikidwe kuti abwezeretsenso zakumwa zomwe zidamubweretsera chitukuko. ndi mbiri. Komabe, popeza kuti ndizovuta kale kubereka chozizwitsa chimodzi, zimaganiziridwa kuti ndizovuta kwambiri kubereka zitatu.
Chifukwa chake kampaniyo idalumikizana chifukwa cholowa m'malo atatuwo, kuyankha motsatana mayina a Flavour 39, Simian Slam ndi Chimera's Call, sizinali zosintha zenizeni koma "polaroids" ya ntchito yawo yomanganso nthawi yomweyo T komanso adzapitiriza kuyesa izi kuti, m'kupita kwa nthawi, kuberekanso zokonda zomwezo monga timadziti timene timayambira. Izi zikufotokozera chifukwa chake palibe m'malo mwa awa omwe amagwiritsa ntchito mayina amitundu yawo.
Zomwe zimaperekedwa kwa ife lero zimakhala ndi ma e-zamadzimadzi atatu, ofanana kwambiri ndi kukoma kwa makolo awo olemekezeka, umboni wakuti mtunduwo ukugwira ntchito moyenera, koma wogulitsidwa ngati uli ndi zosiyana zawo. Tiwona pansipa ngati chiwonetserocho chapangidwa.
Komabe, kuyankhulana kwa Alien Visions pakusintha kwakukuluku ndikwakuda. Zowonadi, mwina timawona obwera kumene ngati olowa m'malo akale ndi basta, timawatcha Bounty V2 ya Boba ndi chimodzimodzi kwa ena awiriwo ndipo zachitika. Kapena timaumirira pa mfundo yakuti zakumwazi ndi zosiyana ndipo, pamenepa, n’chifukwa chiyani tikunena kuti ndi kugwirizana kosowa pakati pa zoyambazo ndi amene angalowe m’malo mwawo? Ndiko kuyambitsa chisokonezo pakati pa ogula ndipo koposa zonse kupanga kufananitsa kotheka pakati pa zatsopano ndi zakale. Zomwe, kukhumba kukhala momwe zilili, zitha kukhala zowononga gawo latsopano lamtunduwu popeza, posokonekera, "zinali bwino kale" zikadali zamutu kwambiri.
Chifukwa chake ogula amadabwa, amalingalira, amadandaula, ndipo m'menemo muli kulephera kwa kulumikizana kwa Alien Visions: popeza kubadwa kwa timadziti "zatsopano" zitatuzi kumakhala kosavomerezeka pamaso pa mafani, atasintha mwayi wawo wotsimikizira anthu atsopano kudzera mwa iwo okha. makhalidwe ndi kukhalabe ndi "nthano ya m'tauni" kuti "adzafika kumeneko tsiku lina", zomwe zikuwoneka zosatheka kuzikwaniritsa. Zowonadi, nyama yophika ndi tsabola imakhala ndi kukoma kwa steak, mwina kuphika komweko koma sangalowe m'malo ndi msuzi wa Roquefort. Mukasintha chinthu chofunikira cha Chinsinsi, mumasintha Chinsinsi, nthawi. Chifukwa chake, mwina tikulengeza kuti, mwachitsanzo, mtundu wabwinobwino wazinthu zoyambira (zomwe zimakulitsa kampaniyo), kapena mtundu wa 2 (womwe ukuwonetsa kuti kampaniyo imadziwa kusinthika) koma "nthawi yapakatikati" iyi idanenedwa ndi Alien. Masomphenya amavutikira kutsimikizira pamapepala.
Ndipo pamene chiphunzitsocho sichisunga madzi, kodi mchitidwewo unganyengere?
AMBUYE, MBUYE ANU NDI WABWINO KWAMBIRI!
FLAVOR 39
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Chinsinsi cha makumi atatu ndi zisanu ndi zinayi chomwe cholinga chake ndi kuyandikira ku Bounty ya Boba, Flavour 39 motero imatsimikizira dzina lake. Sitilankhula za kuyika kapena chitetezo pano. Ndikokwanira kudziwa kuti awa ndi timadziti tomwe timakhala aku America, kuti malamulo m'dziko lawo kukhala osiyana ndi athu, sitipeza kapena kupeza zochepa zomwe timakhala nazo nthawi zonse komanso kuti palibe protocol yodalirika, kupatula mayeso olawa, sangathe kubwezeretsa ku Europe kwawo. kuvomerezeka mwalamulo.
Pamulingo wa kukoma, Flavour 39 ndi yeniyeni, ndipo pazifukwa zomveka, chojambula cha Bou's Bounty chofanana ndi chofanana chomwe chimapangitsa kuyesa kulikonse kuti zisawonongeke. Choncho ndi fodya gourmet, wamphamvu fungo ndi 100% VG. Pali fodya wakuthwa koma wowona wokongoletsedwa ndi zolemba zambirimbiri. Coffee, caramel, kokonati, coke, shortbread, sinamoni ndi zonunkhira zina zimakhala pamodzi mwanzeru zabwino kwambiri chifukwa cha zotsatira zabwino, zamphamvu m'kamwa komanso wandiweyani kwambiri ponena za nthunzi. Kugunda kumakhala kwamphamvu makamaka pa chiŵerengero cha VG. Ndiwotsekemera komanso "pafupi" kwambiri.
Pankhani ya viscosity, zinthu ziwirizi zikuwoneka zofanana. Kutengera 100% VG, akadali ndi gawo labwino la PG, lomwe limakhala ngati maziko a kusungunuka kwa fungo. Chifukwa chake, timapeza zamadzimadzi zomwe zimakokera kwambiri ku 30/70 kuposa ku 100% yeniyeni monga momwe zimakhalira Madzi a Goose mwachitsanzo, omwe fungo lawo "amasungunuka" mu VG.
Kusiyana pakati pa mankhwalawa kumawoneka kwambiri pakapita nthawi. Kumene Boba amatha kusiyanasiyana kukoma mkati mwa tsiku lomwelo motero amawonedwa ngati amodzi mwa timadziti tambiri ta polymorphic, Flavour imakhalabe yokhazikika. Kukoma komwe muli nako koyambirira kwa vape kudzakhala kofanana ndi komwe mungakhale nako mu gawo lanu lonse. Sipadzakhala zodabwitsa zomwe mafani amalakalaka.
Palinso kusiyana kofewa. Ma Boba anali okoma, amtambo pang'ono ndipo kusowa kwake kosalongosoka kunakwaniritsa cholinga chake komanso fodya wamba mu homogeneity yake. Kukoma kwake kumakhala kolondola, kununkhira kwa fungo kumakhala bwinoko. Kumbali inayi, imakhala yotopetsa pang'ono pakapita nthawi chifukwa lingaliro la kukoma limapereka kunyada kwa malo ku zokometsera zamphamvu kwambiri ndi zolemba zodziwika kwambiri. Zosatayidwa pang'ono "tsiku lonse", zimakhala pano ngati e-madzi a "nthawi" yamwayi.
Kusiyana kochititsa chidwi komaliza, ndi kochititsa chidwi, kwagona pa mfundo yakuti Flavour sasiya chotsalira chilichonse pa koyiloyo, pamene kunali kosatheka kuganiza zophulitsa akasinja atatu a Boba popanda kuwotcha koyilo. ndi fibrous).
Kufananizaku kumagwirizanabe ndi Boba ngakhale Flavour 39 sakuyenera. Ndi madzi abwino kwambiri, adyera kwambiri, ofotokozedwa bwino. Koma pali kusiyana kwakung'ono komwe kumapangitsa kupambana koyambirira, kosalala kwambiri komanso chinsinsi chomwe Flavour imasowa.
Flavour 39 imapezeka mu 3, 6, 12 ndi 18mg/ml ya chikonga ndi 10ml, 30ml ndi 100ml (pakadali pano). Dziwani kuti pali mtundu wa "bumped", mwachitsanzo, wokhala ndi mphamvu zambiri zonunkhira. Anecdotal chifukwa champhamvu yakununkhira yamtundu wamba, itha kukhala yoyenera kwa iwo omwe amakonda kutulutsa mpweya kwambiri osataya kukoma.
UTHENGA WA BOBA: 4.80/5 
FLAVOUR 39: 4.55/5 
SIMIAN SLAM
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Kuyambira pachiyambi, mgwirizano pakati pa Gorilla ndi Simien ukuwonekera, ngakhale pamlingo wa dzina. Kenako tikudziwa motsimikiza kuti m'malo mwa Juice wa Gorilla uli m'malo mwake ndipo amatchedwa Simian Slam!
Kuyambira pachiyambi, titha kunena mosabisa kuti pali kusiyana komweku pakati pa Simian Slam ndi Flavour 39 monga kunali kale pakati pa Gorilla Juice ndi Bounty ya Boba. Zimadumphira pa zokometsera! Ndipo kusiyana kumeneko ndi kukoma kwa nthochi, kupotoza, monga a Yankees amanenera.
Akadali amphamvu kwambiri pafungo lonunkhira, Simian motero amapezanso 75% ya Chinsinsi cha Flavour 39 ndikuwonjezera nthochi yodziwika bwino, yosakhwima, yomwe imayenda bwino ndi zokometsera zomwe tikudziwa tsopano. Nthawi yomweyo, maphikidwewo amatenga kutembenuka kwachilendo, kocheperako komanso kunyengerera ndi kulondola kwa zonunkhira ndi mphamvu iyi yomwe, motsimikiza, ndiye chizindikiro cha Alien Visions. Ndi yabwino, yodziwika bwino komanso yoyandikana kwambiri ndi chitsanzo chake.
Malingana ngati ife tiri mu mafananidwe, tiyeni tiwone kuti monga Flavour, Simian ndi yofewa pang'ono malinga ndi kukumbukira kwanga kuposa momwe ndimakumbukira, yankhanza kwambiri komanso zolemba zapamwamba zomwe zilipo kale mu Flavour pano zikuwonjezeredwa ndi kuwonjezera kwa a. kuchepetsa nthochi wobiriwira. Apanso, ilibe "chophimba" chodziwika bwino chomwe Gorilla adayika pakati panu ndi madzi ndi kusamvetsetsa kodziwika bwino kumeneku komwe kudachita bwino kwambiri pakuyimba kwake kosangalatsa. Apa, ndi zachindunji, zachiwawa kwambiri.
Koma ndizambiri komanso ngati, "chifukwa chosowa mikungudza timakhutira ndi mbalame zakuda", kuchepa kwathunthu kwa Gorilla kukafika padziko lonse lapansi (lomwe lili nalo kale), okonda apeza mu SIamian Slam cholowa chodalirika. Mwinanso mpweya wowonjezera pang'ono ungafunike kuti muchotse kuchulukira kwa zokometsera ndi "kusalala" madzi pang'ono, koma ndizovomerezekabe.
Ponena za Flavour, Simian Slam imapezeka mu 3, 6, 12 ndi 18mg/ml, m'matumba omwewo komanso mtundu wa bumped uliponso.
Ubwino wonse wa nostalgic kwa kholo mu nthambi ya simian ya banja, nthawi zonse chifukwa cha kukoma komanso kukoma kwa polymorphy.
GORILLA JUICE: 4.65/5 
SIMIAN SLAM: 4.40/5 
KUYAMBIRA KWA CHIMERA
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Ponena za Kuitana kwa Chimera, mphukira yomaliza ya gululo, tiyenera kukumbukira Mpweya wa Gryphon ndipo, ngati ndidatha kuyesa mwachidule pamene idatulutsidwa, sindinasunge. Chifukwa chake, sichingagwiritsidwe ntchito ngati chiwongolero ndipo Chimera chotero chidzathawa kusanthula kofananiza.
Woyang'ana kwambiri kufodya, mosakayika kwambiri kuposa Flavour kapena Simian, Chimera amadziwonetsera ngati madzi okhala ndi chikhalidwe champhamvu chomwe chimakhala chochepa kwambiri kuposa anzawo awiri. Fodya wa blond ndiye mbuye wa izi, fodya wochiritsidwa ndi flue, kutanthauza kuti wouma ndi mpweya wotentha, womwe wasunga kukoma kwa zitsamba pafupi ndi tsamba koma wosuta pang'ono. M'malo mofewa ngakhale alipo kwambiri, fodya uyu akuwoneka kuti ndi wa ku Virginia, ngati tingakhulupirire mawonekedwe ake okoma. Koma zikuwoneka kwa ine kuti fodya uyu ndi wosakanikirana ndi wina zomwe zimamupatsa mawonekedwe akuda pang'ono komanso amphamvu, mwina msuzi wa Burley, wokhala ndi ma hazelnut wowuma.
Kumbuyo, timakhulupirira kuti titha kuganiza za khofi kapena chokoleti, koma makonzedwe awa akuphatikizidwa mu fodya yemweyo ndipo sangakhale chokoma. Chilichonse chimakhala chowuma, chabwino ndipo chimayenda mokongola kwambiri ndi espresso.
Ngakhale kuti yapambana kwambiri, Chimera imavutika ndi kufananizidwa ndi zinthu zina ziwirizi chifukwa, momwe zikuyimira, ili pafupi kwambiri ndi zinthu zina zamtunduwu monga Flue Cured, ndendende, kapena Blend 4 ndipo samatha kutulutsa kusadziwika kokwanira ndi. kusonkhana kwake ngakhale kuchenjera kwake kuli koona.
Mwachidule, fodya wabwino koma osati kusintha, monga pali ena, ndi mtundu ndi zopangidwa ena. Zindikirani kuti kusalowerera ndale komanso mawonekedwe ake ngati ndudu amapangidwa kuti azitenthedwa tsiku lonse popanda chiwopsezo cha kutopa ndipo mwina kukhala ngati madzi osinthira kwa woyambitsa yemwe akufuna kupeza timadziti omwe sanakhale ovuta koma ochulukirapo. kusiyana ndi zakumwa zomwe amazipangira.
Ndikuwoneka kuti ndikukumbukira kuti ndinali ndi lingaliro lofananalo lokhudza kupuma kwa Gryphon. Koma popanda chinthu choyera chofanizira, ndidzichepetsera ku kufotokozera uku.
KUYIMBILA KWA CHIMERA: 4.15/5 
MFUMU YAFA, MFUMU IKHALE KWA ULEMERERO!
Yakwana nthawi yomaliza, ndili ndi dziwe ndipo dripper yanu ilibe kanthu!
Titha kukankha, kudandaula, kupanduka, kuluma ngati zimbalangondo, zomwe sizingasinthe mkhalidwewo. Zaka za Bounty ndi Gorilla za Boba zatha, zatha, kaput! Monga wokonda kwambiri wa Boba, ndili ndi inu, komabe chigamulo chagwera: akulu akulu adamwalira ndikuyikidwa m'manda ndipo ngati kukumbukira kwawo kudzakhalabe mu nyimbo za trouvères ndi nkhani zomwe tidzakambirana pamoto. , zokometsera zawo zapaderazi mosakayikira zidzatha m’kupita kwa nthaŵi.
Masiku ano timadziti tatsopano tawoneka ndipo ndiabwino. Malo opangira. Titha kupeza kuti alibe aura yofanana ndi akale awo ndipo mosakayika tidzakhala olondola koma, potsirizira pake, iwo ali apo ndi apo, tikhoza kuwagula, vape iwo, ali ndi moyo, zomwe zimapangitsa gehena kusiyana. ndi zamadzimadzi zomwe zikusowa. Komanso, ochepa omwe ali ndi mwayi omwe adawasungira adzakhala ndi nthawi yabwino kuwasunga kwa nthawi yayitali (mumdima, pamalo ouma, popanda kusintha kwa kutentha) kuti azitulutsa nthawi ndi nthawi monga momwe angatulutsire. botolo la Yquem 67, mosamala komanso mwachifundo, mpaka nthawi ikugwira ntchito yake ndipo timadzi tokoma tating'ono tating'ono tating'ono tating'onoting'ono.
Choncho tiyeni tisangalale kuona kuti madzi atsopanowa omwe amabwera kwa ife kuchokera ku Alien Visions ndi abwino komanso abwino kwambiri ngati sitiwayerekeza ndi wina aliyense. Ali ndi khalidwe lamphamvu, lobadwa mwachindunji kuchokera kwa makolo awo, amawonekanso otetezeka ndipo adzakondweretsa okonda fodya ndi fodya wamba.
Zikhale choncho pakadali pano, ndikuyembekeza kuti mwina tsiku lina, Masomphenya a Alien adzasunga lonjezo lake ndikutibweretsera moyo wokulirapo wa Boba kapena Gorilla. Tisataye mtima chifukwa tipitiliza kukhala vape zabwino. Bwerani, ndikupeza tank ya Flavour 39 (dzina lopusa bwanji!) Pakalipano!
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