Fcuking Munkey wolemba Fcuking Flava [Mayeso a Flash]

A. Makhalidwe amalonda

• DZINA LONSE: Fcuking Munkey
• BRAND: Fcuking Flava
• Mtengo: 24
• KUCHULUKA KWA MAMILITA: 30
• MTENGO PA ML: 0.8
• MTENGO PA LITA: 800
• Mlingo wa NICOTINE: 6
• Mlingo wa VG: 50

B. Vial

• Zapulasitiki
• ZOCHITIKA ZOPANDA: Nsonga ya singano
• AESTHETICS YA BOTTLE NDI LEBO YAKE: Zabwino

C. Chitetezo

• KUKHALA KWA CHIZINDIKIRO CHA KUSAVUTIKA? Ayi
• KUKHALA KWA CHITETEZO CHA MWANA? Inde
• ZOCHITIKA NDI ZOCHITIKA: Zabwino

D. Kulawa ndi zomverera

• STEAM TYPE: Normal
• MALO OGWIRITSA NTCHITO: Ochepa
• KULAWA: Chapakati
• CATEGORY: Zipatso

E. Mapeto ndi ndemanga za wogwiritsa ntchito intaneti yemwe adalemba ndemangayi

Nayi nkhani yachikondi ya Dame Abygaël ndi Chevalier Quentin Dutyroir wokongola yemwe adakumana ndi kusamvetsetsana kwachidziwitso kwa Ambuye ndi Atate wa uyu, yemwe amakonda kuwona mwana wake wamkazi akukwatiwa ndi wolima fodya wamantha wolemera m'malo mokhala ndi munthu wamba wamba. .

Chidwi Humor Franchouillard ndi Patachon.

Kalekale (kapena kuphonya), mwana wamkazi wokongola dzina lake Abygaël yemwe anali wokongola mwachipongwe kotero kuti anali nsanje ya malo onse. Mtima wake unali m'chikondi ndi Knight of the Trigonometric Table Quentin Dutyroir yemwe anali woti abwerere kuchokera ku misonkhano yachipembedzo ndipo anali atapeza Madzi olemera ndi oundana omwe ankafuna kuti alawe kukoma kwake. Koma Atate ake, amene anali mbuye wa chigwacho, anali ndi zolinga zabwino ndi zopunthwitsa za mbadwa yake yokhayo. Iye ankafuna kuti akwatire mwana wake wamkazi kwa wamalonda wapafupi.
Abygaël wokoma analota za chikondi à la Romiette ndi Juléo (buku lolembedwa ndi wolemba wachinyamata dzina lake Chakèspéare) ndipo koposa zonse ankafuna kupitiriza kumva fungo labwino la nthunzi wopekedwa kwa iye ndi Vapoteur d'amoureux wake wokhulupirika. Amadziwa bwino kuti ukwati wokakamizawu ungamupangitse kutaya maloto ake onse a Vapeology komanso kukonda Knight wake wolimba mtima ndikumugwetsa kudziko lautsi wokonda chifuwa.

Anali kuyembekezera kubweranso kwa chikondi chake, pamene mtolo wa abambo ake unatera.

Bambo: Abigael, mwana wanga wamng'ono, ndiwe woti ukwatire ndipo uli ndi zonse zomwe ukufunikira kuti usangalatse mwamuna ndipo ndikukudziwa ngati mnyamata.
Abygaël: Ho Ouiiiiii bambo!
Abambo: Chabwino, mudzakwatiwa ndi munthu wina, ndinakulonjezani kwa Maxime de la Forestière, mwana wa opha akavalo. Amadziwa kukhala patebulo, amamwa mowa pabedi, timakhala ndi nyama ngakhale Lachisanu ndipo koposa zonse ndidzakhala ndi fodya wa acrid kuti ndimwe mphindi yanga… Moyo wabwino!
Abygaël: Koma Papuan, ndimakonda 1ohm ya koyilo yomwe ndimakonda m'malo mwa fungo losasangalatsa la ndodo zopindidwa moyipazi ndipo choyipa kwambiri sindimakonda amuna a ndevu.
Bambo: Kamtsikana kanga m’banjamo akazi onse anakwatiwa ndi amuna a ndevu, ndinakwatiranso mayi ako alopecia areata asanatenge mbuzi yawo.
Abygaël: Amandinyansa ndi mapapo ake otsekeka ndipo amandiukira kuti ndingomuwona akutuluka muutsi kudzera m'mabowo amphuno.
Bambo: Bwanji!! koma amayankha mwamwano, chenjerani ndi mkwiyo wanga kuti ndisakukwapuleni ndikugawanitsa tsopano kamtsikana kanga ndi khungu la chipolopolo loyenda Loweruka usiku kuti musagwidwe malungo ndi pa pageot pa 7 koloko. clock ayi koma ndimati chani.

Abigail anagwetsa misozi ndikulengeza mavesi awa omwe atsalira m'mbiri yonse: Bambo anga ndi ovuta, amayi anga ndi oundana, sindine wokondwa kwambiri koma ndani angandisangalatse?

Pamene mwadzidzidzi tsopano mwadzidzidzi ndipo bwanji osamva, kodi iye akumva chiyani patali? Alleluia ndi Quentin wokongola yemwe amatsika phirilo mwamphamvu pa GrapinDauphinois yake yokongola.

Amabwera kudzayimilira patsogolo pa otsutsa athu a 2 ndipo zokambirana zimayambiranso.

Quentin: Ha! Abygaël, wokongola wanga, ukudziwa kuti awa ndi mawu omwe amagwirizana kwambiri inde bwino limodzi ndiye utenga chikwama changa ndikutulutsa botolo lodziwika bwino la Fcuking Flava Munkey lomwe ndidakondwera nalo ndikulalikira mawu abwino, ndi masalmo. ndipo, ngati kuli kofunika, ndi malupanga, ku mafuko okhulupirika a Malaysia?
Bambo : Ima kaye nyamata freluquet, botolo lanji limeneli??
Quentin: Ndi botolo la 30ml lokhala ndi chiŵerengero cha PG/VG cha 50/50 ndipo kukhala tcheru, zithunzi zokongola zochenjeza za amayi apakati, ana ndi omwe ali ndi chigaza chokhala ndi mafupa pa iwo.
Bambo: Hei!! koma nanga inu?
Quentin: Tayang'anani pa Beau Papa momwe diresi lake limapangidwa ndi Buluu wokongola kwambiri ndipo dikirani mpaka nditavula chipewa chapadera chotetezera ana ndipo pali fungo lokoma la nthochi, vwende ndi mtundu wa Bubble Gum wotsekemera kwambiri kwa ine.
Abygaël: Hééé Knight ndi nkhope yachisoni, ndili pano!
Bambo: HOHO nkhandwe yonenepa kwambiri, umandisangalatsa, pitiliza phala lako!
Quentin: Tsopano yang'anani zomwe ndidaba pa crustacean panthawi yankhondo yayikulu ndipo ngakhale idanditsina khutu langa ndikulemera cape yanga, Triton adakwera pa Mutation X v4.
Atate: Komatu ndi chinthu chokongola bwanji!
Abygaël: Koma pomaliza adadi !!! nanga iwe Quentin sukundiona???
Abambo ndi Quentin: KHALA CHETE MKAZI! … TIKULANKHULANA
Quentin: Chifukwa chake ndimanena, timayika madontho angapo pamipira yaying'ono ya thonje yachikondi ndipo timawombera, pitirirani ndi Roud Patriarch, kuyamwa.
Abambo: Mulungu wanga wa Clams, kusakaniza kwanzeru kumeneku kwa zipatso ndi dithyrambic koma ndikwatsopano kwambiri!
Quentin: Inde mwatsoka, ndiko kutsutsa kokhako, Koolada ndi yoyipa kwambiri, yamphamvu kwambiri ndipo ngakhale mipingo yonse yosiyanasiyana ya khantal, m'mimba mwake kapena kutembenuka, mu Dripper, ikhoza kuyambiranso ++ ice cube ndipo c ndi chisoni!
Bambo: koma blue satana upange bwanji kuti usawume pakhosi???
Quentin: Mutha kudutsa mu Ato yokhala ndi chopinga cha OCC, imachepetsa mphamvu ya kisscool koma idapangidwira Drip, ndikhulupirireni.
Abigail: Chabwino! ndi ine basi!!!!
Bambo: Tamverani mwana wanga, Knight wamng'ono komanso wolimba mtima uyu ndi wabwino kwambiri kwa iwe ndipo ziwiya zake zamatsenga zimandisuntha mwanjira iliyonse ndipo ndimakhala nazo choncho ndaganiza kuti iwe ndi amayi ako mutenge masutukesi anu ndikuphwanya lands, ukuganiza liti Quentin?
Abigaeli: Koma potsiriza Amuna, zikomo kwa maso anu!
Quentin: Kumvera Abygaël wofooka komanso wokonda kukopana, nthawi zonse umayenera kumvera abambo ako. Mbuye wa malo awa, thupi langa ndi chidziwitso changa ndi zanu kwamuyaya.

Kukada, Quentin ndi Le Père onse atakhala m'chigwa cha Butte aux Cailles ndipo dzuwa likulowa likugwedeza nkhope zawo.

Bambo: ndi okoma, ndi nsalu yatsopanoyi yopekedwa pa kapi?
Quentin: Ayi, adaziwonapo pamakampeni koma ndimasambitsa nthawi zonse ndi OmoMicro ndi crapoto basta yotayikira koma sobodoclean mini yopusa koma kifkif maouste kosto.
Abambo: Zikomo kwambiri! Hummmm koma cera cera

ZIMENE MUNGACHITE: Kodi Abigayeli adzauza mayi ake uthenga wotani? Izi, mudzadziwa powerenga gawo la N ° 2 la saga yayikulu yomwe ili ndi mutu wakuti: "NDILI NDI GLANDS MAYI ANGA."

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