Rau Cov Ntawv Tshaj Tawm Tshwj Xeeb no rau lub caij ntuj sov xyoo 2021, peb tau txiav txim siab kho peb tus kheej rau peb lub ntsej muag!

Yog li, nws yog Pab Pawg ntawm Vapelier uas yuav dhau los ntawm cov hniav nyiaj hniav kub. Yog li koj yuav paub zoo dua pab pawg ntawm barjots uas paub tseeb tias koj tsawg kawg ib phau ntawv xov xwm hauv ib hnub, txhua hnub, los pab koj hauv koj qhov kev yuav khoom.

Peb vam tias koj yuav muaj kev lom zem ntau npaum li saib cov yeeb yaj kiab no raws li peb tau luag thaum lawv ua yeeb yaj kiab!

Nyob zoo txhua tus!!!

CC: Nws yog tag nrho nws qhov txhaum!

Thaum yug los, Carcharodon Carcharias, uas peb nyiam hu ua CC, yog ib tug menyuam mos zoo nkauj ntawm 570 KB. Endowed nrog IQ ntawm 170 tab sis pib ntawm 115, nws tau ua cov kev tshawb fawb zoo hauv Mat Sup (Maternelle Supérieure). Tshwj xeeb hauv kev tshawb fawb txog kev tshawb fawb, peb tshuav nws qhov kev tsim ntawm lub raj mis me nyuam vibrating, ua qauv qhia ntawm Riemann kev xav, kev tsim ntawm Android Elon Musk thiab kev txhim kho ntawm Tzatziki daim ntawv qhia. Nws yuav tau tsim cov hlau los txiav butter tab sis, ua los ntawm Greek keeb kwm, nws tau sim ntau yam kev sim ntawm cov hlau txiav cov txiv ntseej, tsis muaj dab tsi.

Thaum muaj hnub nyoog 7 xyoo, nws nkag mus hauv University of Arkham, Massachusetts, nrog rau kev qhuas "Ib yam zoo saib, yam txaus ntshai". Nws tshwj xeeb hauv kev tshawb fawb occult nyob rau hauv kev taw qhia ntawm xib fwb Tom Jedusor thiab nws cov chav kawm yog crowned los ntawm ib tug kws kho mob nyob rau hauv Kicking Occult. Nws tawm ntawm lub tsev teev ntuj tom qab 95 xyoo ntawm kev kawm.

Nyob rau xyoo 70, nws tau tsim lub tuam txhab Apple © raws li lub npe ntawm Steve Jobs, tom qab ntawd Microsoft © tuam txhab raws li Bill Gates. Ib me ntsis tom qab, nws tsim Justin Bridou ©, fascinated los ntawm phallic zoo ntawm cov hnyuv ntxwm qhuav. Tus neeg raug tsim txom ntawm qhov kub hnyiab, nws tau nyob luv luv ntawm 8 xyoo hauv EEID (Kev Tsim Kho Kev Kawm rau Kev Tsis Txaus Siab rau Kev So) los ntawm nws kawm tiav (yog, dua!) los ntawm Master's degree hauv Macramé thiab los ntawm CAP hauv Lub Cev Dej Physics.

CC ntawm kev kawm tiav

Xyoo 2014, nws tau tsim Le Vapelier, ib lub tuam txhab hais los ntawm Miviludes, tawm tswv yim qhov tseeb tias nqus pa yuav ua rau nws muaj peev xwm kov yeej kev haus luam yeeb, ib txoj kev xav tau suav tias yog heretical los ntawm WHO, EC thiab kuv cov neeg nyob ze kom kov yeej thiab stamped kev koom tes los ntawm BFM TV. . Nws tau txij li patented Thread Cutting Butter, uas tau txais nws lub Fields Medal, Culinary Section.

Lub npe hu ua L'Homme de la Cave, nws nyiam e-kua yog 666, hom muaj zog 555.