ʻO Santo Domingo na Rope Cut: He paipu maʻamau ʻole i hauʻoli maikaʻi ʻia e like me ka cigar. ...

ʻAʻole kumakaia ʻo Loose Canon i kona pili ʻana ma ke ʻano he paka. ʻOno, poepoe a ikaika, e māʻona i nā kapuaʻi. ...

ʻO kahi wai kāne kāne i loaʻa i ka aplomb me ka paka ikaika ʻaʻole e pio i ke kahe o ka austerity me nā ʻōlelo maʻalahi o ka hua a me ka rama...

ʻO kahi paka kokoke i ka manaʻo hoʻomaikaʻi i ke alo o chlorophyll a me vanilla. A i ʻole kahi paka maʻemaʻe a paʻakikī i hiki ke kī iki. Aia iā ʻoe. ʻO wau, ʻo ia wale nō, ʻaʻole wau i hāʻawi iā ia i kahi manawa. ...

He paka Tureke me kona ano, i hoopololeiia a hooluolu ia e ka gourmet a me ka holika me na memo aka e koe ma luna o ka paka maoli. ...

He "shellback" ʻoe? Inā makemake ʻoe i ka ʻāpala, ka paka a me ka biscuit, ʻoiaʻiʻo nō ʻo ia... inā ʻaʻole wau ʻike i ke kumu. ...

E holo i ka Santa Maria a hiki i Santo Domingo, ke kapikala mua o ka honua hou. ...

ʻO kahi wai pōwehiwehi enigmatic. Makemake au a ʻaʻole makemake paha? Manaʻo wau e hiki iaʻu ke haʻi iā ʻoe....

I loko o kēia Shellback, ua mau ke kuanaʻike gourmet, haʻahaʻa a waiho i ka mana piha i ka paka e noho aliʻi ana. ...