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MARQUOLIVE: ʻOhule ʻo wai hiki!

I ka wā ma mua, ma kahi ʻāina o nā unicorns a me nā elves, ua hānau ʻia kahi keiki ʻōhule ma ke ʻano he kinipōpō, ke keiki a ke aliʻi a me ke aliʻi wahine. I kona hānau ʻia ʻana ma lalo o kahi lāʻau ʻoliva, ua hoʻoholo kona mau mākua e kapa iā ia ʻo Puget© Lesieur©, he inoa inoa kaulana loa i kēlā manawa. Auwe, ua hōʻole ke kūlana kīwila i kēia koho no ka mea, me he mea lā, he moʻolelo pōuliuli o nā hōʻailona inoa inoa. Akā, ua hāʻawi ka luna hoʻomalu iā ia i ka inoa mua ʻo Marque Olive, i mea e mahalo ai i ka ʻuhane o ke koho ʻana o nā kāne aliʻi a mālama i kona wahi.

Mai ka wanaʻao a hiki i ke ahiahi, ua pāʻani maikaʻi ke keiki me nā holoholona o ka ululāʻau nui o ka hale aliʻi, akā, i kekahi lā maikaʻi i ka wā kokoke i ka pōʻeleʻele, ua hele kona ala ma ke ala o ke kupua ʻino ʻo Bulotte. ʻO ka hope, me ka huhū i ke kani ʻana o ke aliʻi, ua ʻōlelo ʻo ia i ʻekolu hōʻino i ke keiki. "ʻAʻole e ulu ka lauoho ma kou poʻo!". "E like me ka mole āu e ʻike ai!". "Metal e hoʻolohe ʻoe!".

Ua hilinaʻi nā fairies maikaʻi ma luna o ka moena o ke keiki akā ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke wehe i ke kaumaha weliweli. Pono ka ʻohana e haʻalele, kipaku ʻia e ka poʻe makaʻāinana weliweli a lawe i ke ala e lawe pio ai i Avignon.

I kēlā mau manawa mamao, ma ke kūlanakauhale nui ma ka hui ʻana o Rhône a me Durance, ʻaʻohe manaʻolana o ke aʻo ʻana no kahi keiki o nā pio. He CAP de PER (Pont En Ruine) a i ʻole kula no nā Pope. ʻOiai ua hāʻule ʻo ia ma ka ʻāpana nursery masonry, ua koho ʻo ia i ka lua o ka hopena e loaʻa ai kahi hana kūpono.

I ke komo ʻana i ke kula hanohano, ua loea ʻo ia i ka hoʻolohe ʻana i nā haʻi ʻōlelo a me ka makana o ka ʻike lua. Auwe, ʻo nā ʻōlelo hōʻino kaulana i hāʻule i kāna mau hoʻokolohua. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ua pōwehiwehi ka lohe ʻana o ka metala a ʻo kona myopia ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke komo i ke degere ʻelua o ka ʻike maka ʻelua.

A laila, ua loea ʻo ia i ka levitation o nā kīkā uila, kahi papa haʻahaʻa pinepine i kēlā manawa a hoʻopau maikaʻi i kāna mau haʻawina ma ke koho ʻia ʻana i Pope i ka wā o ka Papa Papa. A laila lawe ʻo ia i ka inoa ʻo Marquolive Premier a noho aliʻi mai 1543 a 1543 a me ka hapa. ʻOiaʻiʻo, luhi i kāna hoʻopunipuni hoʻokalakupua mau loa, ua lawe nā subpopes i kāna misionari pontifical.

Me ka wiwo ʻole a me ka manaʻo paʻa, hoʻomaka hou ʻo ia mai ka wā ʻuʻuku a loaʻa kona ala i ka heihei kaʻa. Hiki iā mākou ke ʻike iā ia ma aneʻi, e hoʻokele ana i kāna De Dion Bouton 8cv 25cm³, i ka wā o ka Monaco Grand Prix mua kahi i hoʻopau maikaʻi ai i ka 145th wahi mai 37, e haki ana i ka moʻolelo lap i nā lā 19 15 hola a me kanakolukumamālua mau minuke. ʻOiaʻiʻo, paʻakikī ka lāhui ke kāhiko ʻia kekahi me ka myopia o ke kumu ʻino ...

ʻO ka mea pōmaikaʻi, ua hālāwai ʻo ia me ka fairy Carvounette nāna i hāʻawi iā ia i ka makana o Vaping. Nalo aku la na poino a pau. ʻAʻahu wale ʻo ia i kāna mau aniani no ka coquetry, ua mānoanoa kona lauoho a makemake ʻo ia i ka album hou a Eminem. Ma kahi kūlana o ka lokomaikaʻi, ua komo ʻo ia i ka papa o ka Vapelier kahi i hana ai kāna ʻōlelo hoʻomākeʻaka maikaʻi a me kona ʻano maikaʻi pontifical i kāna hana ma ke ʻano he ʻelele.

Ma ka mālama ʻana i kāna pseudonym Marquolive i ka manamana lima o kona ihu i ka hopena, ʻo kāna wai punahele ʻo Unleaded 98.