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PAPAGALLO: Mai archaism a hiki i ka Papagalism

I ka hoʻomaka ʻana o ka manawa, haunaele, ōlaʻi, ʻino. A laila hiki mai ka manawa o nā pua, nā moeʻuhane, o ke kanaka. ʻO ia i loko o kēia manawa (ʻaʻole hiki ke ʻike i kā mākou mōʻaukala) i hele mai ai ʻo Papagallo i ka honua ma lalo o ka nalo o Zhardane.

He kanaka ʻuʻuku, ua lilo ʻo ia i kanaka ikaika ma ka ʻai ʻana i nā congeners o kāna laina ʻekolu ma ka hema. ʻAʻole pili hou ʻo ia me ka honua i hānau ʻia ai (e pili ana i kona makemake nui), ua kipaku ʻia ʻo ia mai ka hohonu e noho i ka lewa ākea o ko kākou honua ma ke ʻano he kanaka make.

ʻO ke aloha i nā mele o waho a hāʻawi ʻia me kahi pepeiao Mozarian (ʻo kāna ʻāpana Ouidal e pili pono ana i kāna ʻōnaehana hoʻokuʻu kūlohelohe), ua hoʻoholo ʻo ia e lawe i kahi kuhikuhi mele e ʻike ai i kona wahi ma kēia ao.

Ua hoʻomaka ʻo ia ma ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa ʻana, ma ke ʻano "Phantom", i kekahi mau manaʻo maikaʻi i nā mea hoʻokani pila o kēia wā. Ma hope o ka hāwanawana ʻana i ka pepeiao o:

- ʻO Jerry Lee Lewis e hoʻokani i ka piano me kona mau wāwae.

- ʻO Jimmy Hendrix e hoʻopaʻa i ka āpau ma waena o nā blues a me ka modernism.

- ʻAʻole loa ʻo Janis Joplin i ka wax.

- ʻO Andy Gibb kāna ʻokiʻoki ʻano "Roulemoutte" etc.

I kekahi mau makahiki ma hope mai, ua lawe ka daimonio kahua i ke kino o Papagallo. ʻO kona kino maikaʻi (half bear/half armadillo), ʻo kona ʻano hana ʻino a me ka nui a me ka sausage o kāna mau manamana lima 12 (Zhardian specificity) ʻaʻole ia i ʻae iā ia e koho i kāna mea kani punahele: ka lira a ka Iudaio.

Ua hāʻule ʻo ia i hope ma luna o ke kīkā bass, me ka manaʻo e maʻalahi ke hoʻokani pila me 4 mau kaula. Ma hope o kona lilo ʻana i ʻāpana o ka Zhu Zhu Pets (hoʻomaʻamaʻa ʻana i nā hamsters Iapana), ua lilo ʻo ia i alanui no kahi ʻōpio ʻōpio ma Los Angeles a hoʻokele i ke kaʻa o ka hui pōhaku paʻakikī. Ma hope o ka pō o ka inu ʻana, ua hoʻoholo ʻo ia e lawe i ka huila (ʻoiai ʻo kāna 12 grams o ke koko i loko o ka waiʻona) e hui pū me ka lā Suedena e hiki mai ana o ka quartet satanic.

I ka lā aʻe, ma ka manawa nui loa, ua hoʻokuʻu ʻia kahi wahi i loko o ka hui Californian Metallica. Ua hoʻoholo ʻo Papagallo e hoʻokuʻu i ka huila hoʻokele, ʻo ia hoʻi, i hoʻopaʻa ʻia i loko o kona ʻōpū (ʻaʻole maopopo ka moʻolelo ma kēia kikoʻī), e hoʻāʻo i kāna laki. Akā ʻo kā lākou impresario i kēlā manawa (Mahatma Oliver Charlotte) hōʻole i kāna moho. Ua ʻike ʻo ia i ka hoʻokani mele a Papagallo a ʻaʻole lawa ma muli o ka lole emery.

Ua hoʻoholo ʻo ia e hana i kāna hōʻailona ma ke mele, waiho ʻo ia i kāna mau baloches (e lawe mau ana nā Zhardians i kā lākou huakaʻi hele i loko o lākou iho) ma ka ʻāina ʻo Gallic a ʻoi aku ka nui ma Bordeaux. Ma hope o ka ʻimi ʻana i nā kumu waina a pau o ka ʻāina e hoʻomaʻamaʻa maikaʻi a hoʻokuʻu aku i nā ʻino a pau e ʻā ana i loko ona (makemake ʻo ia e luku i nā mea), lilo ʻo ia i mea nona ka Hauʻoli Lapeti. ʻO kahi ʻahaʻaina cafe e hoʻolaha ana i nā mele neo-phasic.

Ma hope o ka hana ʻana o kahi hōkū hele, kū ʻo ia, e like me ka Breton Spaniard, i mua o kahi mele me ke poʻo inoa wānana: 'Aloha wau i ka paka''. No ka loaʻa ʻole o ka manaʻo i ka waiwai o kahi kikokikona, ua hoʻoholo ʻo ia e luʻu, ʻāʻī mua, i ka lollipop maʻi kanesa. Ma ke ʻano o ka puhi ʻana e like me ka mea puhi ahi, ua ʻoki ʻo ia i kona mau māmā (ʻoiaʻiʻo) i ke ahiahi o nā halucinogenic i loko o ka lumi kuke o kāna hale haʻahaʻa. Auwe, ʻo ka uahi e puka mai ana mai loko mai o kāna mau mea hanu i hoʻā aʻela i nā moa kālua (aia ma ka papa kuhikuhi ma ia pō) a ua pau ka hale i ke ahi i loko o nā minuke.

Ua hoʻāʻo nā mākaʻi e kau i ko lākou mau lima ma luna ona no ka 342 make o ka make o ke ahiahi. ʻO ka wiwo ʻole e like me ka pō a ua hoʻoholo ʻo ia e lawe i kāna kuleana i kēia pōʻino, ua holo ʻo ia.

No ka inaina, hele ʻo ia i ka hibernation, hoʻomaʻamaʻa ʻia e kona ʻaoʻao hapa bea, no kanakolu makahiki. Ua hoʻāla ʻia ʻo ia e kekahi CC, me nā puʻupuʻu nui a ka mea puhi ahi i loko o nā genital (ka wahi anatomical liʻiliʻi loa e hiki ai i ka fibrule nerve o ka lolo ma Zhardians), a ua noi ʻo ia iā ia e komo i ka hoʻomana kūʻē i ka paka ma ka hoʻolaha ʻana i ka vapology.

E haʻi mai ka mōʻaukala iā mākou inā e lanakila ka kaiaola vaporological, akā ʻo ka mea maopopo loa, ua nalowale kekahi mau mea hana ʻoihana i kēia kaiapuni ma hope o ke kono ʻia ʻana e ʻai i kāna hale ʻaina punahele: The Fucking Blue Boy.

Puna: Wikimerdia