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ʻO YODA, ka ʻaoʻao maikaʻi o ka Farce ...

Mai kona inoa maoli ʻo Blouk Blouk Zogotounga, ua hānau ʻia ʻo Yoda ma kahi o ka Galactic Voice 739Xt e pili ana iā Dagobah iā Kamino, ma kahi o 70 spritz i hala. I kona wā kamaliʻi, ua hōʻike mua ʻo ia i nā talena lehulehu, ʻo ia hoʻi ka mea i ʻike ʻole ʻia i kēlā manawa, ʻo ke kipaku ʻana i ka mahu mai nā puka āpau o kona kino.

E loli nui kona helehelena kino i kona ulu ʻana. No laila, ʻo ka uliuli i ka hānau ʻana e like me nā mea āpau o kona ʻano, e lilo ia i ʻōmaʻomaʻo i ka wā o ka wā ʻōpio ʻeha a nalowale kona mau pepeiao lōʻihi akā e loaʻa iā ia ka manamana lima ʻehā a me ka lima.

A laila komo ʻo ia i ka Jedi Academy. ʻAʻole naʻe ʻo ia i ka waha ʻōlelo Mandalorian Living Language 1 a e hoʻokuʻu wale ʻia me ka helu o ka Pōʻakolu, ʻaʻole ia he hewa. ʻO ka mea pōʻino, hoʻokuʻu ʻo ia iā ia iho e hoʻowalewale ʻia e ka ʻaoʻao ʻeleʻele o ka Farce a lilo, no ka manawa pōkole, ka pio o Hate a me Despair, e like me ke kiʻi aʻe e hōʻike nei. ʻO nā pilikia ʻōpū, ʻaʻohe kānalua…

ʻO ka mea pōmaikaʻi, ua hoʻihoʻi ʻo Obi Two Kennedy, ke keiki a Obi Wan, iā ia ma ke ala pololei a komo ʻo ia i ka penikala ma ka Vapelier kahi i lawelawe ai ʻo ia ma ke ʻano he kākau ʻōlelo mua a kuleana no ka pilina me nā universes ʻē aʻe.

Kapa ʻia ʻo "Pepsi-Yoda", ʻo kāna e-wai punahele ʻo Midi-chlorien, ʻaʻohe sucralose inā hiki.