Fcuking Munkey na Fcuking Flava [Flash Test]

A. Nā hiʻohiʻona kālepa

• KA NĀ MEA: Fcuking Munkey
• NĀ MEA: Fcuking Flava
• KUMUKUAI: 24
• KA NUI I MILILIITA: 30
• KUMUKUAI NO ML: 0.8
• KUMUKUAI O KA LITA: 800
• NICOTINE NUI: 6
• UKU VG: 50

B. Vial

• Mea palaki
• LAKO PALAPALA: Ka piko o ka nila
• NA MEA ANOAI O KA OMO A ME KONA LABEL: Maika'i

C. Palekana

• I mua o kahi sila o ka pono ʻole? Aʻole
• KA PALAPALA O KE KEIKI? ae
• NĀ PALAPALA A ME KA HOʻOPIʻI: Maikaʻi

D. Ka ʻono a me nā manaʻo

• ANO MAHU: Maʻamau
• TYPE HIT: Haʻahaʻa
• KA ʻAʻA: Medium
• KĀWAI: Huaʻai

E. Nā hopena a me nā manaʻo o ka mea hoʻohana pūnaewele nāna i kākau i ka loiloi

Eia ka moʻolelo aloha o Dame Abygaël a me Chevalier Quentin Dutyroir maikaʻi i kū i nā dissonances cognitive o ka Haku a me ka Makua o kēia, ka mea makemake e ʻike i kāna kaikamahine i mare ʻia me kahi mea kanu paka makaʻu ma mua o kahi mea hoʻokalakupua vapolophile o nā papahele haʻahaʻa. .

Nānā Humor Franchouillard a me Patachon.

I kekahi manawa (a i ʻole miss), he kaikamahine aliʻi nani i kapa ʻia ʻo Abygaël, ʻo ia ka uʻi haʻahaʻa loa a ua lili ʻo ia i ka waiwai holoʻokoʻa. Ua aloha kona puʻuwai i ka Naita o ka Trigonometric Table ʻo Quentin Dutyroir e hoʻi mai ana mai nā crusades a ua ʻike ʻo ia i kahi Liquide waiwai a hauʻoli āna i makemake ai e ʻono kāna ipo. Akā, ʻo kona makua kāne, ʻo ia ka haku o ke awāwa, he mau manaʻo maikaʻi a hina no kāna mau keiki hoʻokahi. Ua makemake ʻo ia e mare i kāna kaikamahine i kahi kālepa kūloko.
Ua moeʻuhane ʻo Abygaël maikaʻi i kahi aloha a la Romiette a me Juléo (puke na kahi mea kākau ʻōpio i kapa ʻia ʻo Chakèspéare) a ma luna o nā mea a pau makemake e hoʻomau i ka honi ʻana i nā ʻala maikaʻi o ka mahu i hana ʻia nona e kāna ʻoiaʻiʻo ʻo Vapoteur dʻamoureux. Ua ʻike maopopo ʻo ia ʻo kēia male koi ʻia e lilo ai kāna mau moeʻuhane no Vapeology a me ke aloha i kāna Naita wiwo ʻole a hoʻokomo iā ia i loko o ke ao o ka uwahi momona, aloha ʻuʻuku.

E kali hala ʻole ana ʻo ia i ka hoʻi koke ʻana mai o kāna aloha, i ka pae ʻana mai o kāna pūpū makua kāne.

ʻO ka Makua: ʻO Abigaël, e kuʻu kaikamahine liʻiliʻi, ua lawa ʻoe e male ai a loaʻa iā ʻoe nā mea a pau āu e pono ai e hauʻoli ai ke kāne a ʻike wau he keikikāne ʻoe.
Abygaël: Ho Ouiiiii papa!
Ka Makua: ʻAe, e mare ʻoe i kahi ʻē, ua hoʻohiki wau iā ʻoe iā Maxime de la Forestière, ke keiki a ka mea kahu lio. ʻIke ʻo ia i ka noho ʻana ma ka papaʻaina, inu ʻo ia i ka pia ma kahi moe, loaʻa iā mākou ka ʻiʻo a hiki i ka Pōʻalima a ma luna o nā mea a pau e loaʻa iaʻu ka paka ʻawaʻawa no kaʻu mau minuke… ʻO ke ola maikaʻi he aha!
Abygaël: Akā, ʻo Papuan, makemake au i ka 1ohm o kaʻu coil punahele ma mua o ka ʻala ʻeha o kēia mau lāʻau ʻōwili ʻino a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ʻaʻole wau makemake i nā kāne ʻumiʻumi.
ʻO ka Makua: Kaʻu kaikamahine liʻiliʻi i loko o ka ʻohana ua mare nā wahine a pau i nā kāne ʻumiʻumi, ua male au i kou makuahine ma mua o ka lawe ʻana o ka alopecia areata i kāna kao.
ʻAbygaël: Hoʻopailua ʻo ia iaʻu me kona mau māmā paʻa a kipi mai iaʻu e ʻike wale iā ia e puka mai ana mai ka uahi ma loko o kona mau puka ihu.
Ka Makua: He aha!! aka, pane mai la oia i ka haahaa, e makaala i ko'u huhu, aole au e hahau ia oe a moku ia oe i keia manawa, e kuu kaikamahine, he ili o ka poka no ka hele ana i ka po Poaono, o loaa oe i ke kuni a ma ka pageot ma ka hora 7 o. 'aʻole uaki akā he aha kaʻu e ʻōlelo ai.

Ua uē ʻo Abigaila a haʻi i kēia mau pauku i koe i nā moʻolelo a pau: Ua koʻikoʻi koʻu makuakāne, ua hau koʻu makuahine, hauʻoli loa wau akā ʻo wai ka mea e hauʻoli iaʻu?

I kēia manawa hikiwawe a no ke aha ʻaʻole, he aha kāna lohe ʻana ma kahi mamao? ʻO Aleluia ke Quentin maikaʻi e iho me ka ikaika i ka puʻu ma luna o kāna GrapinDauphinois nani.

Hele mai ʻo ia e kū i mua o kā mākou 2 protagonists a hoʻomaka ke kūkākūkā.

Quentin: Ha! E Abygaël, e ka'u nani, ua ike anei oe he mau huaolelo keia i hele pu me ka maikai loa, pela oe e lawe ai i ka'u eke a huki mai i keia omole kaulana o Fcuking Flava Munkey a'u i hauoli ai i ka'u hai ana i ka olelo maikai, me ka himeni. a inā pono, me nā pahi kaua, i nā ʻohana kūpaʻa o Malaysia?
Ka Makuakane: E kū i laila ʻōpio freluquet, he aha kēia hue??
Quentin: He omole 30ml ia me ka ratio PG/VG o 50/50 a no ka makaala, keia mau kii hoolaha maikai no na wahine hapai, na keiki liilii, a me ka poe i iwi iwi kea.
Ka Makua: E!! aka, pehea oe?
Quentin: E nānā iā Beau Papa ʻoiai ʻo kona ʻaʻahu i hana ʻia me ka nani ʻulaʻula hohonu a kali a wehe au i kēia pāpale palekana pēpē kūikawā a aia kahi ʻala ʻono o ka maiʻa, melon a me kahi ʻano Bubble Gum i ʻono loa i koʻu ʻono.
Abygaël: Hééé Naita me ka maka kaumaha, eia au!
Ka Makua: HOHO ʻīlio hae momona, hoihoi ʻoe iaʻu, e hoʻomau i kāu palaver!
Quentin: ʻĀnō e nānā i kaʻu mea i ʻaihue ai mai kahi crustacean i ka wā o kahi hakakā epic a ʻoiai ʻo ia e ʻimi ana i koʻu ʻili a me ke kaupaona ʻana i koʻu ʻahuʻula, e holo ana kahi Triton i kahi Mutation X v4
Ka Makua: Akā, he mea nani!
Abygaël: Akā ʻo ka hope loa e papa!!! a ʻo ʻoe e Quentin ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻike iaʻu???
ʻO ka Makua a me Quentin: HĀMĀ WAHINE! … KE KAUKAU MAUA
Quentin: No laila, ke ʻōlelo nei au, kau mākou i nā kulu liʻiliʻi ma luna o kēia mau pōpō pulupulu puaʻa aloha a pana mākou, e hele i mua Proud Patriarch, omo.
ʻO ka Makua: E kuʻu Akua o Clams, ʻo kēia hui ʻana o nā huaʻai he dithyrambic akā he mea hou loa!
Quentin: ʻAe, akā, ʻo ia wale nō ka hoʻohewa ʻana, ʻino ʻia ka Koolada, ikaika loa a ʻoiai nā hui like ʻole o khantal, anawaena a huli paha, ma Dripper, hiki iā ia ke hoʻokuʻu hou i ka pahu hau a he minamina ka c!
ʻO ka Makua: akā ʻo ka diabolo polū pehea e hana ai i ʻole e maloʻo ka ʻāʻī ???
Quentin: Hiki iā ʻoe ke hele i loko o kahi Ato me kahi pale OCC, e hōʻemi ana i ka hopena kisscool akā ua hana maoli ia no Drip, manaʻoʻiʻo mai iaʻu.
Abigail: ʻAe! a iaʻu a laila!!!!
Ka Makua: E hoʻolohe mai e kuʻu kaikamahine, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kēia Naita ʻōpio a wiwo ʻole iā ʻoe a me kāna mau mea hoʻokalakupua e hoʻoneʻe iaʻu ma nā ʻano āpau a pau wau no laila ke manaʻo nei au e hoʻopaʻa ʻolua me kou makuahine i kou mau ʻeke a wāwahi i koʻu. aina, i ka manawa hea kou manao o Quentin?
ʻO Abigaël: Akā, e nā keʻena, mahalo i kou mau maka!
Quentin: Ke hoʻolohe nei ʻoe iā Abygaël palupalu, pono ʻoe e hoʻolohe i kou makuakāne. E ka haku o keia mau wahi, nou ko'u kino a me ko'u ike mau loa.

I ka pō, e noho ana ʻo Quentin lāua ʻo Le Père ma ka pāpū o ka Butte aux Cailles a hāliʻi ka lā napoʻo i ko lāua mau maka.

ʻO ka Makua: ʻoluʻolu, ua hili ʻia kēia lole hou ma kou ʻahuʻula?
Quentin: ʻAʻole, ʻike ʻo ia iā ia ma nā hoʻolaha akā holoi pinepine wau me OmoMicro a me crapoto basta leaak akā sobodoclean mini ʻakaʻaka akā kifkif maouste kosto
Ka Makua: Kifkif mauste kosto! Hummmm Que cera cera

EPILOGUE: Pehea ʻo Abigail e haʻi aku ai i ka nūhou maikaʻi i kona makuahine? E ʻike ʻoe ma ka heluhelu ʻana i ka episode N°2 o ka moʻolelo nui i kapa ʻia: "I HAVE THE GLANDS MY MOTHER."

ʻŌlelo a ka Lunahooponopono: Ua makemake au e hoʻomaikaʻi aku i ka sitcom “Voisins Voisines” a me “Kamelott” no ka hoʻoikaika ʻana i ka grammatical.

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