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PAPAGAllo: Daga archaism zuwa Papagallism

A farkon zamani, akwai hargitsi, girgizar ƙasa, hadari. Sai lokacin furanni, na mafarki, na ɗan adam ya zo. A cikin wannan lokaci ne (ba a tarihin tarihinmu ba) Papagallo ya zo duniya a cikin ɓoye na wayewar Zhardane.

Karamin ɗan ƙanƙara, ya zama mutum mai ƙarfi ta hanyar cin masu haɗa layinsa na uku a hagu. Ba ya yi daidai da duniyar da aka haife shi (wanda ke da alaƙa da sha'awar sha'awarsa), an kori shi daga zurfafawa don rayuwa a sararin samaniyar duniyarmu a matsayin mai mutuwa kawai.

Ƙaunar raye-rayen da ba a cikin lokaci ba kuma an ba shi kunnen Mozarian (shafi na Ouidal yana da alaƙa kai tsaye da tsarin ƙaurawar halitta), ya yanke shawarar ɗaukar jagorar kiɗa don samun matsayinsa a wannan duniyar.

Ya fara da karkatar da, a cikin yanayin ''Phantom'', wasu kyawawan ra'ayoyi ga manyan mawakan zamani. Bayan rada a kunne:

- Jerry Lee Lewis don kunna piano da ƙafafunsa.

- Jimmy Hendrix don cike gibin da ke tsakanin blues da zamani.

– Janis Joplin ba zai taba kakin zuma ba.

– Andy Gibb salon sa na ''Roulemoutte'' da dai sauransu….

Bayan 'yan shekaru, aljanin mataki ya mamaye jikin Papagallo. Jikinsa mai girma (rabin bear/rabi armadillo), ƙazamin ƙazaminsa da girmansa da tsiran alade na yatsunsa 12 ( ƙayyadaddun Zhardian ) bai ba shi damar zaɓar kayan aikin da ya fi so ba: garaya Bayahude.

Ya koma kan gitar bass, yana tunanin zai fi sauƙi a kunna kayan aiki mai kirtani 4 kawai. Bayan ya kasance wani ɓangare na dabbobin Zhu Zhu (horar da hamsters na Japan), ya zama mai kula da ƙungiyar matasa a Los Angeles kuma ya tuka motar bas ɗin rock band. Bayan wani dare na shan giya, ya yanke shawarar ɗaukar motar (duk da gram 12 na jininsa a cikin barasa) don shiga kwanan wata na Sweden na gaba na shedan.

Kashegari, da mafi girman dama, wani wuri ya zo da za a 'yantar da shi a cikin ƙungiyar Californian Metallica. Papagallo ya yanke shawarar barin sitiyarin, wanda, abin mamaki, ya kasance a cikin cikinsa (ba a san labarin ba akan wannan dalla-dalla), don gwada sa'arsa. Amma abin mamaki nasu a lokacin (Mahatma Oliver Charlotte) ya ki amincewa da takararsa. Ya sami Papagallo yana wasa da karin waƙa kuma bai isa ba bisa rigar Emery.

Ya ƙudurta yin alamarsa ta kiɗa, sai ya ajiye baloches ɗinsa ('yan Zhardia koyaushe suna ɗaukar abubuwan tafiya cikin kansu) a yankin Gallic kuma musamman a Bordeaux. Bayan ya kwashe duk wata kurangar inabin da ke yankin domin ya yi kama da shi kuma ya kori duk wani abin da ke tafe a cikinsa (yana son lalata abubuwa), sai ya zama mai mallakar gonar. Barka da zomo. Kafe-concert ƙware a kiɗan neo-phasic.

Bayan wasan kwaikwayo na tauraro mai wucewa, ya tsaya, kamar ɗan Sipaniya na Breton, a gaban waƙa mai taken annabci: ''Ina soyayya da taba''. Ba shi da hangen nesa game da ƙimar rubutu, ya yanke shawarar nutsewa, buttocks na farko, a cikin lollipop na kansa. Ta hanyar shan taba kamar mai kashe gobara, ya yi tari a huhunsa (a zahiri) a lokacin maraice na namomin kaza na hallucinogenic a cikin kicin na ƙaƙƙarfan tsarinsa. Kash, hayakin da ke fitowa daga kayan numfashinsa ya kunna gasasshen kajin (wanda ke cikin menu a daren) kuma ginin ya kone cikin mintuna kaɗan.

‘Yan sandan sun yi kokarin kama shi ganin yadda mutane 342 suka mutu a yammacin ranar. Da jajircewa kamar jahannama kuma da ya yanke shawarar ɗaukar matsayinsa a cikin wannan bala'i, ya gudu.

Cikin ɓacin rai, ya shiga bacci, wanda gefen rabin bear ɗinsa ya sauƙaƙa, kusan shekaru talatin. Wani CC ne ya tashe shi, tare da babban bugun mai walƙiya a cikin al'aura (ƙananan yanki mafi ƙanƙara don isa ga jijiyar fibrule na kwakwalwa a cikin Zhardians), kuma ya ba shi shawarar shiga cikin addini a kan sigari ta hanyar haɓaka vapology. .

Tarihi zai gaya mana idan yanayin yanayin vapological zai zama mai nasara, amma abin da yake tabbata shi ne cewa wasu ƙwararrun ƴan wasan kwaikwayo a wannan yanayin sun ɓace a asirce bayan an gayyace su zuwa cin abinci a gidan abincin da ya fi so: The Fucking Blue Boy.

Source: Wikimerdia