Fcuking Munkey ta Fcuking Flava [Gwajin Flash]

A. Halayen kasuwanci

• PRODUCT NAME: Fcuking Munkey
• BRAND: Fcuking Flava
• Farashin: 24
• KUDI A MILILI: 30
• FASHIN ML: 0.8
• FASHIN LITER: 800
• MAGANAR NICOTINE: 6
• RABON VG: 50

B. Vial

• Kayan filastik
• KAYAN VIAL: Tushen allura
• AESTHETIS NA KWALLON DA LABARINSA: Yayi kyau

C. Tsaro

• GABATAR DA HANTI NA RASHIN CUTARWA? A'a
• GABATAR DA TSARO YARO? Ee
• TSARO DA LABARI: Yayi kyau

D. Dadi da jin daɗi

• NAUYIN TUHU: Na al'ada
• NAUYIN HOT: Low
• DANDALIN: Matsakaici
• CATEGORY: 'Ya'yan itace

E. Ƙarshe da sharhi na mai amfani da Intanet wanda ya rubuta bitar

Anan ga labarin soyayyar Dame Abygaël da kyakkyawan Chevalier Quentin Dutyroir sun fuskanci rashin fahimta na Ubangiji kuma Uban wannan, wanda ya fi son ya ga 'yarsa ta auri matsoraci mai arzikin taba maimakon wani ɗan wasan vapolophile na ƙasan benaye. .

Hankali Humor Franchouillard da Patachon.

A wani lokaci (ko miss), wata kyakkyawar gimbiya mai suna Abygaël wacce ta kasance kyakkyawa mai girman kai har ta kasance mai kishi ga dukan dukiyar. Zuciyarsa tana ƙauna da Knight na Trigonometric Teburin Quentin Dutyroir wanda zai dawo daga yaƙin yaƙe-yaƙe kuma ya gano wani ruwa mai ƙanƙara da ƙanƙara wanda yake son masoyinsa ta ɗanɗana. Amma Ubansa, wanda shi ne Ubangijin kwari, yana da tsare-tsare masu kyau da tuntuɓe ga zuriyarsa tilo. Ya so ya aurar da diyarsa ga wani dan kasuwa.
Abygaël mai dadi ya yi mafarkin soyayya à la Romiette da Juléo (littafin wani matashin marubuci mai suna Chakèspéare) kuma sama da duka yana son ya ci gaba da jin ƙamshin tururin da aminanta Vapoteur d'amoureux ya haɗa mata. Ta san sarai cewa wannan auren dole zai sa ta rasa dukkan burinta na Vapeology da kuma son jarumtakar Knight kuma zai jefa ta cikin duniyar hayaki mai kauri, mai son tari.

Ba ta da laifi tana jiran dawowar soyayyar ta na kusa, sai ga tarin uban ta ya sauka.

Uba: Abigaël, yarinyata, kin isa aure, kuma kina da duk abin da kike bukata don faranta wa mutum rai kuma na san kina kamar ɗa.
Abygael: Ho Ouiiii baba!
Uba: To za ku auri wani, na yi muku alkawari Maxime de la Forestière, ɗan mahautan doki. Ya san yadda ake zama a teburin, yana shan giya a gado, za mu ci nama ko da ranar Juma'a kuma sama da komai zan sha taba don shan mintina… The good life what!
Abygaël: Amma Papuan, na fi son 1ohm na coil ɗin da na fi so maimakon jin ƙamshin waɗannan sandunan birgima kuma mafi muni ba na son masu gemu.
Uba: Yarinyata a gidan duk matan sun auri maza masu gemu, har na auri mahaifiyarka kafin alopecia areata ta dauki akuyarta.
Abygaël: Yana kyamata da huhunsa da suka toshe kuma ya tayar min da hankali don ya gan shi yana fitowa daga hayakin ta ramukan hancinsa.
Uba: me!! amma sai ta amsa bacin rai, ki kiyayi fushina kar nayi miki bulala na raba ki to yanzu yarinyata fata ce ta harsashi na fita daren asabar kada kiji zazzabi kuma a pageot karfe bakwai. agogon a'a amma me na ce.

Abigail ta fashe da kuka ta furta waɗannan ayoyin da suka rage a tarihi: Ubana yana da tsanani, mahaifiyata tana da ƙanƙara, ban ji daɗi ba amma wa zai faranta min rai?

Lokacin kwatsam yanzu ba zato ba tsammani kuma me yasa ba, me ta ji daga nesa? Alleluia shine Kyakkyawar Quentin wanda ya sauko daga kan tudu a kan babban GrapinDauphinois.

Ya zo ya tsaya a gaban jaruman mu guda 2 kuma tattaunawa ta koma.

Quentin: Ha! Abygaël, kyakykyawa, kin san cewa wadannan kalmomi ne da suke tafiya da juna sosai eh sosai tare don haka za ki dauki jakata ki ciro wannan shahararriyar kwalbar Fcuking Flava Munkey wacce na ji dadi a lokacin da nake wa’azin kyakkyawar magana, tare da zabura. kuma, idan ya cancanta, tare da takuba, zuwa ga kabilu masu aminci na Malaysia?
Uba: Tsaya a can matasa freluquet, menene wannan vial?
Quentin: kwalban 30ml ce mai nauyin PG/VG na 50/50 kuma ku kasance a faɗake, waɗannan kyawawan hotuna na gargaɗi ga mata masu juna biyu, yara ƙanana da waɗanda ke da kwanyar da ƙashi a kansu.
Baba: Hai!! amma kai fa?
Quentin: Dubi Beau Papa yayin da rigar sa ta yi da wani kyakkyawan shuɗi mai zurfi kuma jira har sai na cire wannan hular lafiyar jariri ta musamman kuma akwai ƙamshin ayaba, kankana da wani irin Bubble Gum mai daɗi ga ɗanɗanona.
Abygaël: Hééé Knight tare da bacin rai, ina nan!
Uban: HOHO kitso ɗan kerkeci, kuna sha'awar ni, ci gaba da faɗuwar ku!
Quentin: Yanzu kalli abin da na sata daga crustacean yayin fadan almara kuma duk da cewa yana tsinke fata na yana auna kafeta, Triton yana hawa Mutation X v4
Uba: Amma abin da kyau!
Abygael: Amma daga karshe daddy!!! kuma kai Quentin baka ganina???
Uba da Quentin: MACE SURRUTU! … MUNA MAGANA
Quentin: Don haka ina cewa, mun sanya 'yan saukad da a kan waɗannan ƙananan ƙwallan auduga na naman alade kuma muna harbi, ci gaba Patriarch mai girman kai, tsotsa.
Uba: Allahna na Clams, wannan ƙwararriyar cakuda 'ya'yan itace dithyrambic ne amma yana da sabo sosai!
Quentin: Ee, abin takaici, wannan shine kawai zargi da za a yi, Koolada ba shi da kyau, yana da ƙarfi sosai kuma duk da majalisu daban-daban na Khantal, diamita ko juya, a cikin Dripper, yana iya sake daskarewa ++ cube kankara kuma c abin tausayi ne!
Uba: amma shudin shaidan yaya zai yi don kada ya daskare makogwaro ???
Quentin: Kuna iya wuce shi ta hanyar Ato tare da resistor OCC, yana rage tasirin kisscool amma tabbas an yi shi don Drip, ku yarda da ni.
Abigail: To! ni kuma sai!!!!
Uba: Ji 'yata, wannan matashin jarumin jarumin ya fi miki kyau kuma kayan sihirinsa suna motsa ni ta kowace hanya kuma ni duk abin da nake da shi don haka na yanke shawarar cewa ku da mahaifiyar ku za ku kwashe akwatunanku ku karya tawa. asashe, yaushe kuke tunanin Quentin?
Abigaël: Amma a ƙarshe Gentlemen, godiya ga idanunku!
Quentin: Sauraron rauni da kwarkwasa Abygaël, dole ne koyaushe ku saurari mahaifin ku. Jagoran wadannan wurare, jikina da ilimina naka ne har abada.

Da dare, Quentin da Le Père dukansu suna zaune a filin Butte aux Cailles kuma faɗuwar rana tana shafa fuskokinsu.

Uba: yana da dadi, wannan sabon yadudduka an yi masa ado a kan katu?
Quentin: A'a, ya ganta a yakin amma ina wanke shi akai-akai tare da OmoMicro da crapoto basta leak amma sobodoclean mini abin dariya amma kifkif maouste kosto
Uba: Kifkif maouste kosto! Hummmm Ku cera cera

EPILOGUE: Ta yaya Abigail za ta faɗa wa mahaifiyarta wannan mummunan labari? Wannan, za ku sani ta hanyar karanta shirin N°2 na babban saga mai taken: "INA DA GLANDS MAHAIFIYATA."

Bayanan Edita: Ina so in gode wa sitcom "Voisins Voisines" da kuma "Kamelott" don wahayi na nahawu.

Kima na mai amfani da Intanet wanda ya rubuta bita: 4/5

(c) Haƙƙin mallaka Le Vapelier SAS 2014 - Cikakken haɓakar wannan labarin ne kawai aka ba da izini - Duk wani canji na kowane nau'in kowane nau'in an haramta shi gabaɗaya kuma yana keta haƙƙin wannan haƙƙin mallaka.