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The Frosted Expressos of the summer !!! episode 9
The Frosted Expressos of the summer !!! episode 9

The Frosted Expressos of the summer !!! episode 9

For these Special Expressos for the summer of 2021, we have decided to afford our own faces!

Thus, it is the Vapelier Team which will pass on the grill. You will thus get to know better the team of barjots who assure you at least one review per day, every day, to help you in your purchases.

We hope you will enjoy watching these videos as much as we had giggles while shooting them!

Have a good summer to all of you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

MARQUOLIVE: Bald who can!

 

 

 

Long ago, in a land of unicorns and elves, a baby bald like a bowling ball was born, son of the king and the queen. As he was born under an olive tree, his parents decided to call him Puget © Lesieur ©, a compound name very popular at that time. Alas, the civil registry refused this choice because, it seemed, of a dark history of trademarks. Instead, the administrative attendant gave it the first name Marque Olive, in order to respect the spirit of the royal couple's choice and keep their place.

From dawn to dusk, the child amused himself gently with the animals of the vast forest of the palace, but one fine day, almost dark, his path crossed that of the vile witch Bulotte. The latter, annoyed by the prince's twittering, pronounced three curses on the child. “Not a hair on your head will grow!”. “Like a mole you will see!”. “Metal you will listen to!”.

The good fairies leaned over the child's cradle but could not remove the terrible burden from him. The family had to leave, driven out by terrorized citizens and took the road to exile in Avignon.

In those remote times, in the great city at the confluence of the Rhône and the Durance, there was little hope of study for a son of exiles. It was either a CAP of PER (Pont En Ruine) or a school for the Popes. As he failed in the nursery section of masonry, he chose the second solution to find a decent job.

Entering the venerable institution, he specialized in listening to confessions and the gift of double-sight. Alas, the famous curses made him fail his exams. Indeed, the metal scrambled his listening and his myopia made it so that he could not access the second degree of double vision.

He then specialized in the levitation of electric guitars, a course little attended at the time and brilliantly completed his studies by being elected Pope at the Class Council. He then took the name of Marquolive Premier and reigned from 1543 to 1543 and a half. Indeed, weary of his eternal guitaristic suspension tower, the sub-popes took away his papal mission.

Courageous and determined, he started again from zero and found his way in motor racing. You can see him here, behind the wheel of his De Dion Bouton 8cv 25cm3, during the first Monaco Grand Prix where he brilliantly finished in 145th place out of 37, smashing the lap record in 19 days 15 hours and thirty-two minutes. Indeed, the race is difficult when you are decked out with a myopia of malefic origin ...

Fortunately, he met the fairy Carvounette who gave him the gift of vaping. All the curses then disappeared. He only wears his glasses out of coquetry, his hair has grown thick and he loves Eminem's latest album. In a state of grace, he then joined the ranks of the Vapelier where his proverbial good humor and his papal goodwill do wonders in his role as Ambassador.

Having kept his pseudonym of Marquolive to thumb his nose at fate, his favorite liquid is Lead Free 98.

Source: Wikimerdia

 

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59 years old, 32 years of cigarettes, 12 years of vaping and happier than ever! I live in Gironde, I have four children of whom I am gaga and I like roast chicken, Pessac-Léognan, good e-liquids and I am a vape geek who takes responsibility!