JAI by Fontem Ventures [Flash Test]

A. Commercial specifications

• [/ if] Price of the tested product: 19 Euros
• Mod type: Not Applicable
• Type of shape: Tube

B. Data sheet

• Maximum power: Not applicable
• Maximum voltage: Not applicable
• Minimum value of resistance for a start; Not applicable Ohms
• Length or height of the product: 1 mms
• Product Width or Height: 1 mms
• Weight with battery: 1 grams
• Dominant material: Aluminum

C. Packaging

• Packaging quality: Good
• Presence of a notice: Yes

D. Qualities and use

• Overall quality: Good
• Quality of rendering: Null
• Stability of rendering: Poor
• Ease of implementation: Very easy

E. Conclusions and comments of the Internet user author of the review

It's late, it's Coil cold, the times are cursed, Tarisol Mourraine has had them all: Cinvent in Limbo, Graine Rapt, Buicide Sunny and others have closed their lab.
The Reviewers are under masticonic surveillance (Aafrab, Malakine68, Troff, Rincent Souillon, Zdong etc…), the e-Shops have closed and the advertising is sponsored by the Large Firm Sheita Tobaccok.
It's late, it's Bacon cold and I want to vape. The alleys are closed and the Fog Goudronnal invades my city.
Arrived on the large square, the one called La Place Marlbaré, I spot the illumination of a glowing cone at the top of a facade and there my heart accelerates because it is a place where there can be material to satisfy my desire and the worst being the enemy of the best and as I am one of the bad guys who vaporize I think I can find gear, I enter as proud as Artaban.

I still remember the days when I was a part of this, It's dirty and it stinks and behind a counter in the glory of the slayer with packages with explicit images (and I'm the one who was wrong it seems) a guy who looks like Burgon measures me with his administrative power.

Him-> So what are we looking for to be a real man? he said to me, chewing his cigarillo.
Me-> Well no, I already have that, I'm just looking for something to vape
Him-> I have the Jai
Me-> !!!! Sorry, I didn't understand (I try dialectically to put myself at his level)
Him-> Well I have the Jai and that's all, that's all it takes
Me-> No I don't want yours, I would like an e-Cigarette to vape intelligently
Him-> No it's not mine that I have, it's the Jai that I have
Me-> And what is yours that you don't own but want to sell to me ???.
Him-> Anyway and thanks to our Lord VoldeMourraine, there's only that, you'll see little, it's a nifty case that will remind you of a real pack of slayers with a Zippo style opening to unconsciously stay in the theme and then 2 batteries and 2 recharges like that you will be able to see the draw level coming and no need to tell you about the USB cord to recharge it because well before you use it you will come back to me to buy a real package of killers with beautiful pictures on it “.
Me-> And if not, you have something else ???
Him-> Well otherwise I also have Jai

I pay 19 Brouzouffes and run away on the Moonwalk with my clothes impregnated with an indelible smell of tar.

Arrived near the municipal dump, I tell myself that this is the best place to test this JHA that I have, a bit like a postcard of the ideal place according to the acts of life.

It looks like a clop (battery) with a filter (flavor refill). Apparently you have to screw one to the other (wouah it's easy) and then you have to bring it to your mouth and inhale to feel the bewitching scent of the freshness (menthol) of my refill.
So I aspire… .I aspire… ..I aspire… ..I aspire… .i aspHaaaa Can more, have more breath.
But where's the steam? ! ? ! there is a little bit that lights up so it works !!!
Well, as I am furious I start again I aspire ad libitum and a cloud that one could contain in a hollowed out egg comes out of my mouth !!! That's all ? it is not possible, I must go about it badly or it is perhaps the recharge which is not good then neither one nor two I transfer it and I screw the one called “Rich” and rebelote but unfortunately not 10 of der.
There is like a good flavor of toasted hazelnuts juxtaposed with cream and a caffeine throat type Phillip Rocke BUT NO, I DIDN'T, THERE IS NOTHING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

I have a headache from having pulled like crazy on this thing, my throat has a pain for having inhaled so much air, it hurts my heart to realize that now it will be like this and nothing else, it hurts my soul to know that there is a path which leads to intelligence but which is atomized by wearers of glasses and hearing aids who are blind and deaf.

I go back to the flow of tobacco walking around like a zombie.

Him-> So what are we looking for to be a real man? he said to me while chewing his brunette
Me-> A package where there was a dromedary before

Keira-> Honey, honey, wake up, you were having a nightmare
Bulot-> Huh, what, what's going on, where are we from where!?!?
Kiera-> You were screaming and I think you wet the sheets
Whelk (a little ashamed but happy) -> So it was only a bad dream, Ha thank you life, thank you love, thank you for the present and don't worry about the mattress, we will buy a house.

I get up, I do not jostle because she is awake and Keira, finally, (see my review on the Red Dragon to understand) looks at me tenderly.

Keira-> Are you going to vape?
Whelk-> Yes, with my Triton, my beautiful object mounted on a Royal Hunter and lovingly coated with my Antidote from Bamskilicious
Keira-> I don't understand anything about your electronic cigarettes but if you are looking for your equipment it is on the SM table under old Article 5 of Report 2673 of 2015

I walk into my living room, small but plush, I lift this article that was so talked about a long time ago and I find out that I have the JAI version 2.0

The future will be made of our present actions thanks to our past actions.

If I had to give a note to the JHA: Less of Less on 20 and again I am reasonable.

Note from the user author of the review: 0/5

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